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恭喜堪撒斯皇家拿下2015美中冠軍啦~~
睽違30年的分區冠軍
1985年他們拿分區冠軍也拿下當年度的總冠軍
去年季後賽的驚奇 今年在明星賽一度9個位置一片藍 堪稱美國兄弟象的表現
還有總是跟人吵架的火爆(中二)風格
讓他們不缺話題
在今年明星賽前 他們也找了Mac Lethal 寫了一首皇家的加油歌
他是一個小有名氣的快嘴饒舌歌手
用RAP的方式呈現 我覺得超屌的
其中也有很多雙關我覺得蠻有趣的
趁著皇家分區封王
我來翻譯一下 讓大家都可以感染到棒球的熱情
先附上影片連結
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJvANt8u5eU
[翻譯]
Go Royals.
皇家加油
Rest in peace BB King.
R.I.P 金恩
KC Kings
堪薩撒皇家
Check it out now
仔細聽了
Here I come with the hype flow
我帶著我最屌的風格來
Hear the drums and I might go
聽著大鼓聲並跟著我的節奏
Bang!
碰!
I accelerate in centerfield when
我馳騁在中外野
I be running for the pop-up fly
迎向你的軟弱飛球
You're thinking I'm like Lo Cain
你以為我是Lorenzo Cain[註1]
Here's a preview
我告訴你
My name is Mr. Mac Maniac Lethal
我叫做Mr. Mac Maniac Lethal
I'm like Dyson when I'm dicin'
當我在衝刺時我就像Dyson[註2]
Or Walter White with a ciggy full of Ricin
或像Walter White的蓖麻毒素[註3]
That's what speed do
快的要你命
I'm gonna hit them with the EQ
我用我的頭腦打擊
I'm Mike Moustakas playing third base in my light blue dockers
我就像Mike Moustakas穿著淺藍色長褲守三壘[註4]
Hitting to your opposite side so many times
瘋狂攻擊反方向
They gotta find two doctors
打到你要找兩個醫生看病
Field of dreams, and I'm a white dude: Costner
夢幻成真，我就是那個白人小子科斯納[註5]
This is Kansas City how we do it how we live it
這就是堪薩斯這就是我們的風格
Gonna rock it gonna battle gonna give it
就是要拚就是要戰鬥用盡我
Every single ounce of energy we got
所有的每一分力
We getting crazy getting loud
球迷們賣力的加油
They're making Jordan's
廠商狂生產Jordan鞋
But they gotta make some light blue Hosmers
但他們現在也瘋狂生產淺藍Hosmer鞋[註6]
We lead the pack, man in May weather
我們遙遙領先五月的領頭羊[註7]
A way better fight than Pac-Man and Mayweather
我們的球賽比小精靈跟梅威瑟還刺激[註8]
We probably gonna bite them out of anger
我們氣勢強到咬傷你
We don't really care about Detroit, man
我們才不鳥底特律
Tigers are endangered
老虎已經要絕種了[註9]
Gordo got the platinum glove
Gordon 有金手套[註10]
Jump so high he could catch a dove
外野跳接空中抓飛鳥根本小CASE
It's an act of love
這是愛的表現
Ryan and Hudler's back
Ryan 跟 Hudler 當幫你撐腰[註11]
You can't sneak a piece of cheese by a hungry rat
你要怎麼從老鼠面前偷走起司
Morales up to bat the ball left the park
Morales 隨便打就轟出牆 [註12]
Hererra, Davis, Holland killing it no question mark
Hererra, Davis, Holland 超殺毫無疑問 [註13]
Gonna throw up an extra heart
要多給我一條命
Like I'm Alcides Escobar playing extra hard
因為我像Alcides Escobar每球都拼命[註14]
Look, I don't smile when I pitch
我投球時都不笑
I make the Yordano Ventura face
我的臉就跟Yordano Ventura 一樣跩[註15]
But you got them Kylie Jenner lips
你臉就跟Kylie Jenner的嘴唇一樣假[註16]
Paulo triple-o he's making music with the bat
Paulo Orlando 打三壘安打跟do re mi 一樣簡單[註17]
Like it's Apollo's piccolo
就像阿波羅吹橫笛
I hope you're following the flow
我希望你有跟上
Cuz now we're winners
因為我們現在是贏家
So I'll soak you like I'm Salvy with the Gatorade
我會沖昏你就像我是拿著水桶的Perez[註18]
They think that' I'm a joker
他們說我是小丑
But I'm actually the ace of spades
但其實我是黑桃ACE[註19]
I'm picking up the bat and hitting homers out the stadium
拿起球棒將球扛出牆
The ball is flying by your head so fast it make your neck twist
球越過你的速度快到讓你頭扭到
Omar Infante and Alex Rios
Omar Infante 和Alex Rios
And my main man Morales A.K.A. Cubano Breakfast
還有Morales 就是經典南美式大早餐[註20]
My head isn't bolted
我的腦子很清醒
I'm going lights out like I'm Edinson Volquez
球速飆得跟Edinson Volquez 一樣快
In a Monarch's uniform
帶著王冠[註21]
18th and Vine at the Negro League Museum
在18th and Vine的黑人聯盟博物館[註22]
For Buck O'Neill we gotta rock hard and do it for him
我們要連Buck O'Neill的份一起拚[註23]
Guthrie and Vargas are pitching the stones
Guthrie 跟 Vargas在投手丘投球[註24]
Salvador Perez is sitting at home
Salvador Perez 坐鎮本壘[註25]
And even though he's putting on perfume before he plays
雖然他上場前都會噴古龍水
It doesn't matter cuz we also got Christian Colon
但沒差我們有Christian Colon[註26]
610 - sports radio clicked in, gonna listen
轉到610體育頻道[註27]
To the drive and the country mart call in show
聽 drive and the country mart 摳應節目
Man I'm tall with flows
我每次聽每次HIGH
Chris Young, boy 6'10
Chris Young 他188公分[註28]
Say Denny Matthews never gives me bad news
Denny Matthews從來都沒給壞消息[註29]
Never thought a team could ever make the city that blue
從來沒一支球隊可以讓大家這麼偏藍
With the best bullpen how can they survive?
我們有超強牛棚有誰受的了
We'll be champs until 2085 we live
我們準備連霸到2085
[註1] Lorenzo Cain 皇家的外野手常常有美技撲接
[註2] Jarrod Dyson皇家的外野手速度快是他最大的武器
[註3] Walter White 絕命毒師的主角有製造過蓖麻毒素
[註4] Mike Moustakas 皇家的三壘手常做反向攻擊
[註5] 夢幻成真由凱文科斯納主演的勵志電影很好看大推
[註6] Eric Hosmer皇家的一壘手
[註7] 皇家五月就是美聯中區冠軍
[註8]Pac Man 小精靈電動 Mayweather 當今拳王 (跟前一句做個押韻)
[註9] 底特律老虎也是美聯中區的球隊嗆老虎要絕種了因為會被皇家淘汰
[註10] Alex Gordon皇家的外野手
[註11] Ryan 跟 Hudler 是皇家隊的播報員就像是Lamigo 的展元
[註12] Kendrys Morales 皇家的內野手
[註13] Kevin Hererra, Wade Davis,Greg Holland 皇家牛棚三本柱 2015年目前為止他
們三個179局只掉了46分防禦率才1.81
[註14] Alcides Escobar皇家的游擊手
[註15] Yordano Ventura皇家的投手影片裡有他的跩臉
[註16] Kylie Jenner 美國明星 常被說嘴唇有整型
[註17] Paulo Orlando 皇家的投手 2015上半季常打三壘安打
[註18] [註25]Salvador Perez皇家的捕手常常拿裝滿Gatorade的桶子潑MVP
http://www.kctv5.com/story/29568919/royals-catcher-salvy-perezs-post-game-celebrations-make-big-splash
[註19] 我最喜歡的一句 joker-撲克牌裡的小丑這裡雙關是開玩笑的人
[註20] Omar Infante, Alex Rios和Kendrys Morales 都是南美州的選手
[註21] Monarch 堪薩斯君主隊
[註22] 黑人聯盟博物館就在堪薩斯市的18th and Vine
[註23] Buck O'Neill 皇家隊的前身堪薩斯君主隊的野手
[註24] Jeremy Guthrie 和 Jason Vargas 皇家的投手
[註26] Christian Colon皇家的投手這裡雙關古龍水 Eau de Cologne
[註27] 610體育頻道堪薩斯當地的體育頻道
[註28] Chris Young 皇家的投手身高六尺十吋跟610體育頻道是610
[註29] Denny Matthews 皇家隊的專屬播報員
打完收工!!!