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Hits 3 HR this week, “I’m actually better as a pitcher.”
本週打了三支全壘打，「我其實比較擅長當投手」
His pitch location is SCARY good and with 100mph chedder to back up that
filthy changeup and splitter I don't see how he DOESN'T become an ace as long
as his arm holds up.
他的投球位置好得可怕，還有著100mph的速球加上那些污穢的指叉球跟變速球，只要
他的手不受傷就會是王牌投手。
It's stupid, honestly. It's supposed to be a tradeoff of speed for command,
it's not fair when people get both lmao
這太蠢了，老實說，速度一般來說是要用控球來交換的，當一個人能兩者兼具，這樣
也太不公平了。
And dude is tall and handsome too, like w t f can god be any more unfair
然後這小子又高又帥，神啊你還可以再不公平點嘛？
He’s probably got a small dick so there’s that. Right god?
所以他可能有一個小GG吧, 神？
Already calling it-MLB 2019: The Sho
名字已經取好了, MLB 2019: THE 翔
That scout is so getting fired.
那個球探該被開除了。
Explain?
解釋解釋？
A scout basically said he was a high school hitter and wouldn't make it
pitching at the MLB level.
基本上就是有一個球探說他只是一個高中生打者，而且不可能在MLB層級投球
Idk how you can be a successful player in NPB* and be defined as "basically a
high school hitter"
*Edited NPL to NPB. Thanks, TofuTofu!
怎麼會有人認為一個在NPB成功的球員「基本上只是一個高中等級的打者?」
*從NPL改為NPB，謝謝，Tofutofu
LOL if Ohtani hits 40 this year and pitches a perfect game, I say we just dig
up Babe Ruth's grave and fill it with Moon Pies
LOL如果大谷今年打出40支全壘打然然後投出完全比賽，我提議我們乾脆去把Babe Ruth
從墳墓挖出來然後把裡面填滿月亮派
Friendship ended with Washington Nationals.
Now Shohei Ohtani is my Favorite Team.
我和華盛頓國民隊絕交了
現在大谷翔平是我的最愛球隊了
honestly same
老實說我也是
Me too thanks
我也是謝啦
AL Player of the Week right here.
美聯當週最佳球員在此
No shit. How many other guys have homered in 3 consecutive games and pitched
7 scoreless innings in the same week?
不亂扯，有多少球員在一週內連續三場比賽擊出全壘打然後投出7局無失分比賽？
He's the third player ever to hit homeruns in 3 straight games and have a
game where he struck out 10 in the same season. Unreal.
他第三個在一個球季中連續三場比賽中打出全壘打的球員，同時還有一場比賽能單場三振10次
。太唬爛了
"in the same season" and it's been less than 2 weeks
「在同一個球季」但他可是在兩週以內
1
Zero, actually. He isn't "other guy". He's the guy in question.
其實是0，他不是「其他人」，他就是問題中的那個人
If this happens, cancel baseball. Shohei is the greatest player of all time.
I worship Shohei Ohtani. Reassign the Athletics to NPB.
如果這個發生（指今天投出完全比賽），把棒球取消吧，翔平是史上最偉大球員，我
將信奉大谷翔平，把運動家都送到日本職棒吧
Do we have to ban Shohei Ohtani? I don't think this kind of talent is legal.
我們可以禁用大谷翔平嘛？我不認為他的天賦是合法的
Oh no. you don't put up perfect thru 6 on the home broadcast. what is u doin
angels
喔不，你們不能把完美投了六局這種事拿出來廣播，你們天使在做什麼？
This is that guy I always created in mlb games back in the Sega Genesis, PS1
days before they started to try and make it more realistic by limiting the
amount of points you could assign to each category
這就是那個我總是在Sega, PS1時期的大聯盟遊戲中創造的球員，直到他們開始限制
分配到每個分類的屬性值，以使得遊戲更為真實。
I attended shohei’s home debuts and as a hitter and as a pitcher and I still
can’t believe he keeps exceeding expectations. I will remember this as one
the best sports weeks of my life.
我去看了翔平作為打者的主場出賽以及作為投手的比賽，我還是無法相信他一直超出
我的預期，我將永遠記住我這一生中最美好的運動週。
hes literally Goku at this point
目前他基本上就是孫悟空
It's unreal. Really.
He's got 3 HRs in 18 ABs, and in his second start, has a CGSO in the works.
And he's 23.
Fuck my ass with a magic dildo.
他太唬爛了，真的
他在18個打數敲了3支全壘打, 在他的第二次先發，差點投出完全比賽，只有23歲
用魔法假屌幹我的屁眼吧
Unreal yes.
I know, he's so young still it's crazy.
No.
對，太唬爛了。
我知道，他還這麼年輕所以這件事才這麼瘋狂。
我不要
I don't think the world is ready for a Shohei no hitter. The subsequent
circle jerk would crash economies
我不認為這個世界已經準備好要接受翔平的無安打比賽，結果可能會造成大蕭條
經濟崩潰！
Yeah... first at home start. I’d have lost my shit.
是的，第一次的主場先發，我已經烙賽了
MVP, Cy Young, Silver Slugger, and ROY. Also known as "getting an Ohtani."
MVP, 賽揚獎，銀棒獎，最佳新秀，也就是大家所知道的「得到大谷」
I want to see Ohtani pitch a perfect game and hit 4 homers in the same game.
If that's too much to ask, then throwing a no hitter and ending the game with
a walk off homer as a pinch hitter will suffice, I guess.
我想要看到大谷投出完全比賽並且在同一場比賽中打出四支全壘打，如果這樣要求太多
，那投出一場無安打比賽並且以敲出一隻再見全壘打，那也可以（譯按：在NPB他我印
象中他有拿過完封+勝利打點全壘打？）
Shohei is my new dad. I'm 25.
翔平是我的新爸爸，我25歲
26, he's also my daddy
26他也是我的新爸爸
99 mph paint. We're in the 7th inning. That's just unfair.
99mph進壘，我們已經打到第七局了，這太不公平了
I have a feeling we will be seeing this alert a lot this year
我有一種感覺我們會在今年看到這種警報好幾次
Create the "Ohtani Award", for the best 2-way player!
建立一座「大谷獎」吧，給最佳的雙向球員！
O fuck he wins it every year
靠北喔，那每年都是他得獎
Hello, have you heard the good word about our Lord and Savior Shohei Ohtani?
你好啊，請問你有聽過關於救世主大谷翔平的福音嘛？
Delete this mods
把這個mod刪掉啦
Kill this bot please! Fucking breaking all the unwritten rules...
把這個機器人刪掉啦！幹打破了所有不能寫的規則