Re: [求助] 可以在結帳或者點完餐就把錢掏出來嗎?

作者: KirimaSyaro (桐間紗路)   2019-11-20 11:54:14
這就要推崇諾貝爾物理獎得主兼把妹高手費曼的做法了
在費曼自傳<<別鬧了, 費曼先生>>有一章叫<you just ask them?> <你就直接問她們>
https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/71262/34/Feynman_-_Surely_Youre_Joking%2C_Mr._Feynman__Adventures_of_a_Curious_Character.html
https://reurl.cc/YlDdGx
說他遇到一個把妹高手教他的事 不要在女生答應跟你做愛以前請她們任何東西
其中一段就是費曼幫女生付錢買三明治 然後女生說要回去旅館要跟他道別
他就當場在街上叫女生拿三明治錢給他
I stop suddenly and I say to her, “You … are worse than a WHORE!” “
Whaddya mean?” “You got me to buy these sandwiches, and what am I going to
get for it? Nothing!” “Well, you cheapskate!” she says. “If that’s the
way you feel, I’ll pay you back for the sandwiches!” I called her bluff: “
Pay me back, then.” She was astonished. She reached into her pocketbook,
took out the little bit of money that she had and gave it to me. I took my
sandwich and coffee and went off. After I was through eating, I went back to
the bar to report to the master. I explained everything, and told him I was
sorry that I flunked, but I tried to recover. He said very calmly, “It’s
OK, Dick; it’s all right. Since you ended up not buying her anything, she’s
gonna sleep with you tonight.”
※ 引述《chen96374 (北極星的鼻涕)》之銘言:
: 如題表示
: 正常約會
: 不是要約妳跑 我也沒要妳女生請
: 聊天時說得多加分 說跟前任都AA
: 不要都吃完我也結完帳付完錢了
: 已經出來散步了 才在路上問我
: 那今天飯錢怎麼算
: 我是要光頭白日在路上跟妳算錢膩
: 還不是只能客氣說下次再回請就好
: 馬的 上次還是我請的勒
: 說的都人情義理
: 做得都傷天害理啦

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