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|【震驚八大行星】
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|阿里巴巴集團主席馬雲認為「很多假貨,產品和服務做得比真品還好」
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|令人不期然想起《Fate/stay night UBW》中衛宮士郎與英雄王的對決
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|原來馬大大係Faker,擁有足以覆蓋全球的EX級「結界寶具」:
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| 固有結界「Alibaba Taobao」(偽物の楽園)!
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|在此提供發動結界的咒文: //此版咒文似乎比原版還通順?
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| I am the boss of my group.
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| Alibaba is my body, and Taobao is my blood.
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| I have provided over a thousand auctions.
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| Unknown to copyrights, nor known to quality.
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| Have withstood pain to create many money.
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| Yet those right-holders will never gain anything.
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| So as I pray, Unlimited Fake Goods.
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|新聞來源:http://goo.gl/hRRtEx