[閒聊] 《RE:從零開始(ry)12》老外怎麼說

作者: TED781120 (蒼夜歌)   2016-06-21 18:37:19
在翻對岸捏它時找到的,
節選一些十一話後比較好玩的丟過來,
中文部份稍微潤色過。
>第十一話播畢:
Next enemies is the Church that is bent in the extermination Oni, elves, and half-elves.
Obviously Suburu may experience more painful deaths like burning in the stake or iron maiden.
下個敵人是想殺光鬼族、Elf、半Elf的邪教,
顯然昴會死得更慘更多次ˋ,比如綁在火柱上燒死或來個鐵處女甚麼的?
(簡直喪心病狂)
>第十二話預告播出後:
New characters means a new round of death and despair.
新登場的角色意味著更多新的死亡花樣和各種絕望。
Maybe there's a loop where the cat girl becomes a shamisen.
這次也許這個貓耳妹子變成三味線時男主角又要輪迴一次了。
(簡直喪心病狂2)
YAY new characters!
總算有新角色啦!
Watched twice just to see best girl in that cat-ear hood thing.
Not sure what it is but it pretty much triples her waifu points XD
我看了兩次就為了那個貓耳妹子,還不確定是甚麼角色,
但她的「俺の嫁」點數加成鐵定是三倍XD。
Yeah, we've been suffering from a distinct lack of best girl for a while now, so this should be good =D
太棒了,我們現在已經罹患了綜合妹子缺乏症候群,這集肯定很棒=D。
same hair colour, similar facial structure.
She even has a black ribbon in her hair and red and black clothing.
If she wasn't quite so...Well endowed I'd be certain they're one and the same.
I wouldn't be suprised if they were sisters,
or if Felt is using some sort of magic to slightly alter her appearance to make herself appear older.
那個穿裙子的金髮女人讓我一下子想到菲魯特,
瞳色、髮色都一樣,臉型也接近,又綁著黑髮帶穿黑內衣,
如果她不是那麼……巨乳的話,幾乎就可以肯定她們是同個人了,
如果她們是姊妹我也不會驚訝,
或許菲魯特是用甚麼魔法改變外表讓自己看起來成熟?
>第十二話播畢:
I'VE BEEN FOOLED.
Damn cat ears...
我感到我被騙了……
該死的貓耳……
anime rule number one,
if no tits, may have a dick
anime rule number two,
if tits, may still have a dick
anime rule number three,
always check for a dick if no dick check again just to be sure
anime rule number three,
if no dick, may still grow a dick(dildo
動畫守則第一條
如果沒胸,那胯下就有可能有◎◎。
動畫守則第二條
既使有胸,胯下依然有可能有◎◎。
動畫守則第三條
遇到妹子永遠記得確認對方胯下是否有◎◎,如果沒有,再確認一次!
動畫守則第四條
既使確認過對方胯下沒有◎◎,對方依然可能長一個出來。
(老外怨念強大,該死的日本動漫畫)
I just realized watching this episode that we have Ram, Rem and Rom.
All we need is Rim and Rum and we'll have a full set.
我看這集時察覺到我們有拉姆(Ram)、蕾姆(Rem)和羅姆爺(Rom),
我想我們需要Rim和Rum來湊成一個系列。
(母音戰隊)
>有人貼了漫畫蕾姆擊退混混的橋段:
covers one eye
half kills people
has a power transformation that makes her go insane
has a fruity hair colour
Rem is a fucking Ghoul confirmed.
遮一隻眼、
打個半死、
會失去理智的變身、
還有像水果的髮色……
蕾姆肯定是個該死的喰種!
作者: watchr (30怒獅)   2016-06-21 18:40:00
靠杯喔怎麼想到喰種去的啦wwwwww
作者: rainnawind (守序邪惡的雨颯)   2016-06-21 18:42:00
母音戰隊!
作者: GOBS (GodOfBullShit)   2016-06-21 18:45:00
靠北 還會長出來的歐
作者: joyo21114s (司內)   2016-06-21 18:47:00
母音戰隊真有梗XDDD
作者: babuturtle (babuturtle)   2016-06-21 18:49:00
拉姆 雷姆 里姆 羅姆 魯姆
作者: cocabell (愛蜜莉亞我老婆)   2016-06-21 19:14:00
喵喵我可以 男的也好
作者: eowynknight (青羽靈)   2016-06-21 19:14:00
XDDDD 天哪邊看邊笑XD 動畫守則還有母音戰隊實在是ww
作者: train2009 (黑貓)   2016-06-21 19:16:00
他們只想說○○吧
作者: nwkasim (卡西姆)   2016-06-21 19:25:00
老外被Yoooo茶毒很嚴重wwwwww
作者: TED781120 (蒼夜歌)   2016-06-21 19:42:00
老外已經不敢信任日本動畫了。
作者: cocabell (愛蜜莉亞我老婆)   2016-06-21 19:43:00
調教這種偽娘也是一種醍醐味
作者: iamnotgm (伽藍之黑)   2016-06-21 19:47:00
一般向的不會長出來啦wwww (重點錯)
作者: Adipz (眩しい愛想笑い)   2016-06-21 20:10:00
該死的貓耳wwwww
作者: b2481 (RayGetRUA-RUA)   2016-06-21 20:29:00
母音戰隊wwwwwwww
作者: as702877530 (村民A)   2016-06-21 21:04:00
僕少女不就長出來了嗎(超誤XD
作者: shintz (Snow halation)   2016-06-22 05:40:00
母音戰隊XDDD

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