https://youtu.be/uZwHVCqdT7c
單純翻譯 請勿模仿
R星在台詞設計上也蠻無厘頭的XD
“I didn’t sell you this, right?”
「我什麼都沒賣給你，知道吧？」
“Wise choice, sir. Wise choice.”
「內行喔，先生。內行的。」
“Works well in the crowd area.”
「這個在人群密集的地方更能發揮作用。」
“The choice of professional!”
「傑出的選擇！」
“If the cops ask, you didn’t get it here, alright?”
「如果條子問起，就說不是從這裡拿到的，知道齁？」
“Take it, hold it, love it.”
「拿起、舉起、愛起。」
“Getting shot is just part of being Americans.”
「中槍也只是作為美國人日常的一部份。」
“It’s every American’s right to kill indiscriminately.”
「想射誰就射誰是每個美國人的基本權利。」
“The best defense, is to shoot first!”
「最好的防禦，就是先開火！」
“You ain’t truly breath until you shot somebody.”
「在沒射過人之前你根本不算真的在呼吸。」
“I got everything a real patriot wants.”
「我這裡有所有一個愛國者所需要的。」
“The third world war is coming!”
「第三次世界大戰就要來了！」
最後...
https://youtu.be/hvALj6qFL1E
“You are dead meat!”
「你死定了！」
（掏出槍）
“I want to apologize.”
「我鄭重的道歉。」

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ

DAMN RIGHT KKona Clap

I know you're blind, but you gotta see this.

shit CJ shit

ah, you moron! get outta here.

you picked the wrong house fool

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Say, CJ, You gonna crash the car again?