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作者: AdmiralAdudu (嘟嘟嚕都大都督) 看板: movie
標題: [雷] Bully Maguire in no way home(假想)
時間: Wed Dec 15 13:52:41 2021
我已經在設想網路迷因會怎麼把霸凌麥奎爾塞進無家日了
以下有無家日雷跟自嗨成份
熟悉Bully Maguire meme的可能比較懂我在說啥 請斟酌閱讀
防雷
一開始麥奎爾進場:
"Hello everyone, sorry it's a jungle out there. I have to beat an old lady with
a stick to get here."
畫面帶到陶比一揮手把梅嬸搧飛
跟加菲互看
麥奎爾: "That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
MJ問你是誰
麥奎爾:(搖搖頭)"You're trash."
MJ叫麥奎爾證明自己是蜘蛛人(剪過來這邊)
(麥奎爾原地跳舞)
然後去找荷蘭蛛，看荷蘭蛛在那邊哭
麥奎爾: "You're an embarrassment."
"Oh……look at little spiderman junior. Gonna cry?"
荷蘭難過地說是自己害死了梅嬸
麥奎爾: "You want forgiveness? Get religion."
荷蘭爆氣說那些反派是你們的問題你們自己處理，我要送他們回去了
麥奎爾: "I miss the part where that's my problem."
荷蘭說能力越大責任越大
麥奎爾: "Stop lecturing me, please!"
麥奎爾對峙沙人: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."
被沙人淹沒，只能伸手要接解藥的時候
"Fuck out of the way!! I can't see!!"
看到荷蘭蛛要插死諾曼時，完全袖手旁觀，讓諾曼被刺死
麥奎爾: (原地跳舞)
影片的話到這邊就能結束了，這篇文章的話則應該加點東西才有收尾感覺，但
I miss the part where that's my problem.

這樣演肯定十刷吧