My rented place has no kitchen, but sometimes I like to make cuisines
that don't need fire or any cooking device.
One of the food I make is sandwich.
Sandwich is easy, you just need some toast, some meat and egg,
vegetable, if you like that. All these piled together, and you're good to
go.
One can decide their very own sandwich recipe, and that's what makes this
cuisine really interesting. My special ingredient for homemade sandwich is
poop.
I usually eat sandwich in the morning, and I poop as soon as I wake up.
Therefore, I can conveniently use my poop to make sandwich as breakfast. If
you think about it, there is beautiness in this cycle. I eat what I produce,
and it becomes an environment-caring life style.
Sometimes my poop is hard, then the sandwich would be crunchy. Sometimes I
poop sticky, the sandwich then feels like cheese. Other times I have diarrhea,
and then it'd be like a sandwich with nutella.
That's my personnel sandwich recipe, and I hope you like it. I also make
special sweets, and one of them is the neighbourhoodly-famous Armpit Oreos.
Even the stray dogs said it's good. I will share that with you all next time.