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作者: star123 (stare) 看板: Marginalman
標題: [閒聊] I need money
時間: Tue Jul 23 18:06:57 2019
I need money. Thought Javelin.
Until now, Javelin hadn't yet earnt even one piece of honest coin by herself.
All those she had spent in her life - be it on food, clothes, video games,
night snacks, afternoon snacks, wake-up-snacks... those money were all
provided by her earnest parents, but not anymore.
"My child, get your bloody feet up on themselves from now on, we're not
feeding you anymore." said her disappointed parents on the night they kicked
her out of the house and locked the door before leaving for a long trip
abroad.
So there she was, alone on the streets for a whole week already, thinking
about either the alley which is flooded a bit or the park where couples hang
and bang during late night. However she finally couldn't stand it anymore on
this 8th day. I need money, she told herself, money to get some place to stay
and something to eat. She just couldn't stand to eat at the trash cans
anymore, that way she'd be in the local hospital soon and she'd be kicked out
sooner because she could never afford the fee.
Considering all those dramas she watched back in the good ol' days on Netflix,
subscription fee paid by her parents, at home, all the ideas she got were not
PG-12 nor G. Selling body, selling drugs, selling body and drugs... Nope, in
the depth of her mind, she still bore subtle hopes that her parents would stop
their travel and come back to get her home, feed her well like usual. If their
parents really do come back and saw her turning into a national-wanted
criminal, she would really lose all her chances by then.
On the 8th day, instead of wandering among the streets and trying to get into
stores that have chairs, she's now wandering among the streets and trying to
get into stores that have chairs, also looking for opportunities to survive.
She stopped in front of a store, staring into the window as if she's haunted
by the television in it.
"This is it," Thought Javelin, "This is what I will be."
Javelin became worldwide well-known billionaire by the end of that year.
The mass all over the world were really happy about her all-time-best-seller
product - the gamer girl bath juice. Javelin started to sell that two days
after she saw the TV. She ran to the river in the outskirts, and did her very
best to take a long, long bath. Since she hadn't bathed herself for a week
already then, the first batch of Javelin Bath Juice™got really highly praised
among the gluttons around the city, hence her quickly-built reputation.
She soon got an apartment with a nicely decorated bathroom and started to
produce her second batch, but she found out very soon that the batch didn't
work. The critics said the new batch were no where near the first ones, the
un-believers laughed at her and thought it was just luck and her name would
fade soon enough.
Through experiments and experiments, Javelin looked into the factors that made
the first batch of Javelin Bath Juice™tastes perfect, and led herself to the
golden triangle that made Javelin Bath Juice™a world-wide top-seller drink.
First, the PRECIPITATE.
One can't easily buy Javelin Bath Juice™anytime they want, because Javelin
Bath Juice™only releases a batch once in a while. That's because Javelin
waits precisely 7 days every time she bathes, hence the best taste which
deeply impressed sharp-tongue gluttons around the world. Javelin makes sure
that she scrapes all the dirt on her skin into the juice, because the
mouthfeel matters to her too.
Second, the NATURALITY.
Public water pipeline would deadly destroy the perfect formula made by the
nature. Javelin only bathes at the river in the outskirts where she made the
first batch of Javelin Bath Juice™, to ensure the original taste never fade
away. Javelin also participates in local environment-protecting operations,
making sure no water pollution is made to influence the taste of Javelin Bath
Juice™. One can really say Javelin is running a environment-friendly
business.
Third but not the least, the HONESTY.
Javelin Bath Juice™is 100 percent Javelin-made. By cooperating with local
government monitors, Javelin makes sure that the customers won't have to worry
about buying fake products. Javelin is also planning to make international
livestream and invite customers around the world to watch her bath, being
the first-hand witnesses for this honest product. Javelin also donates 80% of
her incomes from Javelin Bath Juice™to homeless people worldwide, helping
them to stay away from starvation and uncomfortable, dangerous outdoor lives.
Javelin Bath Juice™. Order the world famous juice which is highly rated by
thousands of professionals around the globe now! The next batch will be
available for pre-order on July 28 worldwide. One bottle each customer.