E世代的結晶....................... by 南哥
周一早上.........正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡........一段有趣的對話發生了
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爹地，我是怎麼來到這個世界的??
" Daddy? How did I come into this world ?"
哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的
" Well, my child , some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
拜託!!為什麼今天不行?
" So why not today ? Please! "
好吧，你仔細聽著!!
" OK, but listen carefully."
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你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識
" Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe."
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結
" In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom."
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載了一些資料
" Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick."
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆
" When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall."
也忘了安裝防毒軟體===========>>追夢安加的
" Also forget install virus protection."
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚
" Since it was too late to cancel or delete."
就這樣，九個月後我們就被一個病毒所終結了~~哭哭
" So nine months later we ended up with a virus.~~Cry cry."