※ 引述《tp943308 (lemon)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《dodoro1 (show)》之銘言：
: : 國民黨台中市第二選區將由現任立委顏寬恒競選連任，但同樣在該選區經營已久的不分區
: : 藍委紀國棟可能脫黨參選。對此顏寬恒上午受訪說，地方上的確實傳聞很多，但因為還沒
: : 確定，不會對此回應，尊重紀的意願，大家都是要為地方努力，他會繼續一步一腳印，爭
: : 取選民認同。
: : 媒體問，紀國棟若脫黨參選，是否會影響選情？顏寬恒說，當然會，明年大選情勢困難，
: : 藍綠一對一對決，要贏都很困難，何況還三強鼎立，希望黨部能多與紀國棟溝通，不要演
: : 變到那樣的局面。顏寬恒也說，他最近看網路、看電視，消息都還沒確定，會先靜觀其變
: : 。
: : 媒體好奇，顏寬恒平常會上網看網友留言嗎？顏寬恒說，他都會上網看資料，也會看網友
: : 討論的話題，他覺得網友留言都很辛辣，觸角也很廣，但有些流言，根本不是事實。
: : 媒體勇敢追問，那知道什麼是消波塊嗎？顏寬恒說，知道不好的意思，也很諷刺，讓人不
: : 得不佩服網友的想像力、發言的方向，但很多關於他們家的評論，根事實相差太遠，對人
: : 的基本尊重也沒有，但畢竟是網友的發言，也不知道對方是誰，無法回應。（何哲欣／台
: : 北報導）
: : http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/politics/20150521/614297/
: 可不可以別在綁架神明了阿
: 每次看到高美濕地跟台中港的海
: 他們都在對我哭泣你知道嗎 ?
: 襙你的 台中海線死胖子
: 補個不自殺聲明
: I, tp943308 , do hereby solemnly declare the following:
: I, of sound mind and body, do not suffer from any chronic illnesses of either
: a physical or mental nature, and will therefore incontrovertibly refrain from
: all suicidal actions or any events that may be thus construed.
: I do not suffer from insomnia, and therefore do not and will not take sleep-
: inducing medication of any kind.
: I am not an alcoholic and am not a user of any illicit drugs or other
: illegal substances.
: I have never and will never venture in the vicinity of the following:
: 1. Open waters.
: 2. Swimming pools where a lifeguard is not present.
: 3. Places where high-pressured or hazardous gases are present, or basements
: or water storage facilities lacking proper ventilation.
: 4. Any elevated location where no proper safety rails or safeguards are
: present.
: 5. Any construction site (except those pertaining to the demolishing of the
: government), including sites where breakwater blocks are made.
: 6. Any site or locale not covered in the above criteria, but is nevertheless
: not where normal persons of sound mind and body will enter.
: I have and will always adhere strictly to the following:
: 1. I will thoroughly inspect my vehicle for any faults or malfunctions before
: driving, and will turn off the power on my vehicle and on my cell phone
: before refueling.
: 2. I will never run a red light, nor accelerate past a yellow light.
: 3. When taking any form of rail transport, before the train has come to a
: complete stop, I will always retreat to a distance of at least one step
: behind the waiting line.
: 4. When riding a motorcycle, I will always wear a certified helmet; when
: driving or riding in a car, I will always wear a seat belt.
: 5. I will never venture near any locale or equipment where radiation poses an
: immediate risk to the human body (for example, nuclear power plants).
: 6. I will never head into the mountains or to the seashore during typhoons or
: otherwise stormy weather.
: I have and will always do my utmost to adhere to safety standards when using
: appliances and equipment powered by electricity, natural gas, or fire.
: The electrical wiring in my residence is in compliance with relevant
: regulations, and has not nor will ever be the cause of a fire.
: I have and will never store excessive amounts of flammable gases or liquids
: in my residence.
: My bathrooms are free of all electric appliances, except necessary lighting.
: Before sleeping, I always turn off all electric appliances, except any
: necessary lighting, the refrigerator, and electric fans.
: I have and will never engage in disputes or clashes, physical or otherwise,
: with persons with whom I am not acquainted. Moreover, I have and will always
: strive to ensure my personal safety.
: If, after being notified of the above, my fellow netizens discover that this
: ID has disappeared from online activity for a substantial amount of time,
: please do all in your means to seek justice for me. Thank you.
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