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2015-06-17 01:13:14Property billionaire Donald Trump has announced he will run for the White House in the 2016 election.
Mr Trump, a Republican, has never formally run for president before, but has often talked about it.
"I am officially running for president of the United States and we are going to make our country great again," he told supporters at New York's Trump Towers on Fifth Avenue.
He said his fortune would allow him to be an effective president.
"Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore," he said.
"When was the last time anyone saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal?
"They kill us. I beat China all the time."
新聞來源：http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33152947
很會講笑話跟經營產業出名的Donald Trump宣布參選美國總統之後，
各種酸度無極限的評論如雨後春筍湧出啊！
以下節錄部分佳作：
1. 如果Trump當選，我要向英國請求國際難民庇護。
2. 如果Trump當選，我要趕緊逃往其他地方，以他過去的言行來看，
他一定會讓美國被世界各國群起轟炸。
3. 只要任何國家敢批評他的髮型，恐怕第三次世界大戰就要展開了。
4. 他說要讓美國重新成為偉大的國家是對的，所以我們不需要他。
5. 這是什麼『總統接班人』的實境秀現場嗎...?
6. 看來希拉蕊躺著選了...
7. 喜劇演員真應該學著點，這才叫搞笑。
8. 衷心期盼開票那天，能用選票對他說：You're FIRED! (Trump的名言）
...... 族繁不及備載，但以上言論還真是熟悉，去年都似曾相似呢。