※ 引述《vigle5566 (威哥)》之銘言：
: 肥宅窩的日常就是窩居在家玩爐石
: 如果想要認識妹子這樣肯定是不行der
: 但是出門跟妹子搭訕要怎開口才不會立馬被報警或是上電子腳鐐呢?
: 肥宅也是很認真地洗香噴噴惹
: 也有在房裡拿起女神抱枕練惹一下舉重
: 這樣子女孩可以不要拒絕窩惹嗎?
: 優沒優怎樣才不會被妹子拒絕的八卦? o'_'o
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其實離不離開PTT不是重點
用網路也可以快速認識女生
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首先將你的大頭貼 換成跟雙B的合照 ((不要LEXUS 他們不懂
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第二 不要發廢文 合照不要都是跟長的宅宅的人一起
最好是穿者西裝走拚事業路線
或跟兄弟喝著酒走八嘎炯路線 ((最好讓幾包菸入鏡
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最後多PO一點名牌.潮牌的照片
然後寫著莫忘初衷之類的成語
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在生活中就不同了
記住 千萬不要拿著幾千塊就約人家要不要去喝咖啡之類的
這樣太粗(ㄕ)俗(ㄠ)了(ˇ) 人家是女生欸~!!!
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只少也要有個幾十萬才像話
以上提供你參考囉
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