Re: [問卦] 想知道各位肥宅出社會後的心情?

作者: VAVANBA (噓優文者,爆屁!!!!!!!!!)   2015-09-25 01:56:44
「不能再耍廢了...」我在心中默想著
每天我都提早進公司
只為了在主管心中有個好印象
為了能夠讓爸媽為我感到驕傲
我不停地加班.抽菸.加班.抽菸...
這樣的努力總有一天會被看見吧
終於...
那一天下班時
我被主管叫進了辦公室
那個在大學時期一直想約我去游泳池的學長
站在辦公室裏
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「嗯,這就是讀119的好處吧。」
這是我出社會後最想說的一句話
作者: bravo233295 (Dr. Tsai)   2015-09-25 01:58:00
幹我笑點好低......
作者: Luwan (貝特曼)   2015-09-25 01:59:00
你學長是四Xcat?
作者: zold (zold)   2015-09-25 01:59:00
ㄏㄜㄏ
作者: tryagain24 (wilson156)   2015-09-25 02:00:00
記得多擦點潤滑....這麼多個%
作者: diefish5566 (LOL板李奧納多皮卡丘)   2015-09-25 02:03:00
怎麼ip還是119
作者: Sedna90377 (離散)   2015-09-25 02:04:00
鍵盤出社會吧?
作者: GGrunrundela (GGrunrun)   2015-09-25 02:10:00
幹 屁股是有多肥可以這ㄇ多ㄍ%?
作者: a234john168 (廢文局副局長)   2015-09-25 02:39:00
我看完硬了怎麼辦

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