羅禮士 Chuck Norris 宇宙中最強的存在
隨便舉個
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
羅禮士出生後就開車把他媽媽從醫院載回家。
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the
Earth down.
羅禮士做伏地挺身的時候，他並不是撐起自己，而是把地球壓下去。
In World War II, The US could choose between an Atomic Bomb and Chuck Norris t
o punish Japan. The US choose the lighter punishment.
太平洋戰爭時，美國可以從原子彈和羅禮士中二選一：美軍最後決定用比較人道的方法
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
羅禮士不需要推特、Facebook、噗浪，因為他隨時都可以追蹤到你。
這些看似誇張的東西
但在他身上似乎是說的通了
有沒有羅禮士真相的掛？
對了 這樣我會不會被他追蹤到我在問他的掛？