[問卦] 菲利普親王是英國幹話王嗎?

作者: fffffff4 (使用者在線上)   2017-06-20 23:20:30
伊莉莎白老公菲利浦親王最近退休了
他在英國是著名的幹話王
以下是他幹話語錄
1966: "British women can't cook".
1969: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance.
1981: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession.
1984: "You are a woman, aren't you?" In Kenya after accepting a small gift from a local woman.
1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China.
1988: "It looks like a tart's bedroom." On seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park.
1992: "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." In Australia when asked to stroke a koala.
1993: "You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary.
1994: "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" To a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands.
1995: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test." To a Scottish driving instructor.
1996: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
1997: "Bloody silly fool!" Referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him.
1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." Referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh.
2001: "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.
2002: "Still throwing spears?" Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit.
2002: "You look like a suicide bomber." To a young policewoman wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis.
2009: "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians.
2009: "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" To designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard.
2010: "Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" To Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie Pointing while pointing to some tartan in Edinburgh.
2010: "Do you work in a strip club?" To 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub.
2012: "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." To 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent.
2013: "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." On meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable Hospital.
2013: "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." To Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban and now campaigns for the right of girls to go to school without fear.
2017: "You look starved." To a pensioner on a visit to the Charterhouse almshouse for elderly men.
1999: "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." Speaking to a group of young deaf people in Cardiff who were standing near a steel band.
但是英國人似乎不會討厭他?
他的幹話跟台灣老闆的幹話有什麼不同?
作者: hankdai (hank)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
tea
作者: fuhu66 (⊙)(⊙)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
講中文
作者: CREA (黒髪ロング最高!)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
他用英文
作者: h7558h (spy)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
看不懂啦
作者: soria (soria)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
屁啦 他的風評明明不好
作者: liujd (liujd)   2017-06-20 23:22:00
複製貼上
作者: womantalk (女孩版公告專用帳號)   2017-06-20 23:22:00
你沒翻譯我看不懂
作者: s1994314 (Alex)   2017-06-20 23:23:00
google翻譯很難嗎?
作者: nanozako (沒名字的雜魚)   2017-06-20 23:24:00
靠北 沒繼承到是正確的 沒一句正經的
作者: qwpr (共潮生)   2017-06-20 23:24:00
高加索帥哥,而且人家是希臘+丹麥王子耶,高級帥哥說幹話=真性情
作者: Howard61313 (好餓)   2017-06-20 23:27:00
根本是施鹽王吧XDDDD
作者: flare5566 (flare5566)   2017-06-20 23:34:00
我只知道你看不懂所以只能貼原文
作者: sholi (拜╰(〒皿〒)╯託)   2017-06-20 23:37:00
禿頭基因強大
作者: king72433 (TTO-55)   2017-06-20 23:38:00
隨然八卦版上各各台清交成葉 但還是用母語好嗎
作者: Ben54743 (BEN)   2017-06-20 23:41:00
有笑有推 很誇張

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