※ 引述《nbarepeat (nbarepeat)》之銘言：
: 小牛隊的鎮隊之寶東77到了湖人隊。
: 湖人隊的老大是雷霸龍·詹姆士
: 通常到新的隊伍都要給老大拜碼頭
: 東77會怎麼跟雷霸龍拜碼頭呢？
得先思考道別達拉斯時，相關評論內容：
https://redd.it/1iga84o
"I thought I'd spend my career here and I wanted so badly to bring you a
championship."
Fuck, man
「我曾以為會在這裡度過我的整個職業生涯，也無比渴望為你們帶來一座總冠軍。」
真的挺幹的
this is so brutal, even more so when you realize nico effectively called luka
fat and didn’t say much redeeming about him at all. i don’t understand why
they kicked out the best thing to happen to their franchise since dirk.
這真是殘酷，尤其是在當你得知 Nico （總管）確實曾說 77 是個胖子、且沒有說太多挽
救他支持的話的時候。我不明白為何他們會踢掉自從司機時代以來，在整個球團身上發生
的最好的事。
- He didn’t say a single word about this organization, this was meant directly
to this fanbase that has no more hope.
他沒有表示關於球團的任何一句話，這是直接傳達給希望已經粉碎的球迷們的
Bro they did him so dirty man. Generational superstar who loved his teammates
and the city
You have to think this fucks them over with any FA
老兄，他們對待他真的很髒。一位曾疼愛他隊友跟城市的時代巨星。
是時候覺得這破壞了任何自由球員的氛圍。
most vile backstab in this sport’s history?
算是這個運動史上最卑鄙的背刺？
Nico is a basketball terrorist.
Nico 是一位籃球恐怖分子。
I get why cuban sold the team but if he didnt this would have never happened.
Fuck nico trading a top 4 player, and justifying it as hes fat and we need
more defense
Fuck those profit gauging casino owners
我明白 Cuban 賣掉球隊的原因了，但如果他沒這樣做，這事就不會發生了。
幹你 Nico ，竟然交易掉一位前四球員，還說他很胖、需要更多防守之類的話，媽的這些
貪圖營利的賭場老闆
He didn't thank the organization
他沒有感謝（原）球團
God fucking damnit, dude.
He did not want to leave. He called this place his home away from home, man.
Dirk had two fucking decades to figure things out and you’re just gonna get
rid of Luka at 25 years old?
FUCK Nico.
真的超幹的，老兄。他沒想過要離開。他將這裡（達拉斯）稱作離家還遠的家。司機花了
兩個年代才能表現出來，然後你竟膽敢在二十五歲就打發掉77？幹你 Nico！
- Biggest betrayal I've seen in basketball. I really can't believe it
在籃壇中見過的最大的背叛。真的無法置信。
Stop why am I weeping??
等等... 為什麼我會哭起來？
The Dallas Mavs did not deserve him. I hope he goes crazy in LA, He needs to
drop a 50 point triple double every time they face eachother at the minimum
獨行俠根本不值得擁有他。希望他能在洛杉磯再造巔峰，至少要在雙方每次交手的時候，
拿下五十分大三元
Mavs could win a championship this season and it's still one of the worst
trades in history
獨行俠本季可能會再贏一個總冠軍，但這還是史上最爛的交易。
https://redd.it/1ig8q9d
(提到 Cuban 未涉及本交易的事)
I bet Mavs wish he was still there and in charge
我打賭獨行俠會希望他還在管理層內
- I like to think Cuban was driving around town last night begging (thru texts)
for Nico Harrison’s address.
我會想著 Cuban 昨天一整晚在整個市區內繞來繞去，（透過文字訊息）尋求總管的住
址。
Even if Mark Cuban was OK with trading Luka, he damn sure wouldn't have been
OK with trading him to the Lakers. He hates the Lakers.
就算 Mark Cuban 為77的交易亮綠燈，他一定不會想將他交易給湖人。他很討厭湖人。
so of the $350M that Luka was in line for... Adelson straight up wrote a
check to Israel for $200M and another $100M to Trump
所以在本來要付給77的三點五億美元中... Adelson 將直接開兩張支票，一張二億美元的
給以色列、一張一億美元的給川普
目前的問題是，他根本沒想過要離開達拉斯
但因為管理層不明智的決定，而且還是和死對頭進行交易，才搞得一切天翻地覆、且今天
的比賽中：
╭──────────────┬──────────────────────╮
│ARENA STATS │Mavericks │
├──────────────┤ ◢▉ ███▉ ◢▉ │
│Arena: Rocket Mortgage Field│ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│ Cleveland │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Attendance: 19432 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Duration: 2:0 │ ███ ███▉ ███ │
├──────────────┼──────────────────────┤
│SCORING │ ◢▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Lead Changes: 0 │ ▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Times Tied: 0 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ███ ▉ ▉ │
│ -inactive│ Cavaliers │
└──────────────┴──────────────────────┘
┌─────┬────────┬──────────────────────┐
│ │ K. Lane │ 1st 2nd 3rd 4th FINAL │
│ OFFICALS │ J. Van Duyne │Mavericks 19 27 29 26 101 │
│ │ N. Green │Cavaliers 50 41 28 25 144 │
└─────┴────────┴──────────────────────┘
還先讓出將近五十分進入半場休息，這已經足以顯示現實的殘酷了...
因此縱使真要「拜碼頭」，起碼也得先問回佩林卡（湖人總管），之後才能下更好的判斷
、決定更好的結局。