[黑特] 玄天又上媒體啦

作者: hankwtc (hankkong)   2021-07-29 18:41:40
偉大的玄天、眾神之尊、宇宙的統治者,我大柯p再次展現其尊爵不凡的靈性
讓知名媒體"DIPLOMAT"在評論台灣為何又擊敗武漢肺炎時,特別點出阿狽之功勞,以一己
之力擊敗病毒的首功之人
https://thediplomat.com/2021/07/why-taiwan-is-beating-covid-19-again/
Why Taiwan Is Beating COVID-19 – Again
其中這一段話特別推崇阿狽:
" In today’s context, the mayor of Taiwan, Ko Wen-je, has been chastised b
y media personalities, politicians, and voters for his relatively poor perform
ance in fighting the outbreak. They criticized Ko for not taking contact traci
ng and testing seriously enough to contain localized outbreaks at markets, for
failing to establish a proper vaccine distribution system, and pushing the bl
ame for the persistent community transmission on the ground to anyone but hims
elf. Elected as a populist, the physician-turned-mayor saw his approval number
s for pandemic control falling almost 7 percentage points from June to July 20
21, the most significant fall among all mayors. Ongoing criticism has spurred
Ko to accept the help of medical experts from the CDC reluctantly. They have s
ought to improve anti-pandemic efforts on the ground with the assistance of th
e vice mayor of Taipei."
阿狽成功抗疫的經驗重點翻譯如下:
1, 只想與中央對抗,不專心防疫
2, 責任都推給別人
3, 不疫調
4, 壞事33, 好事阿狽
5, 疫苗都不會分配
6, 阿狽基於分享成功經驗,讓CDC到場觀摩!
做為未來的台灣總統候選人,玄天阿狽是不是又成功的製造了聲量? 是不是又讓DPP瑟瑟
發抖? 連外國媒體都知道阿狽將神君降臨這個島嶼,阿狽的神蹟將流傳於世!
讚嘆阿狽吧,你們這些非信仰者!
作者: ohohohya (安安你好我草泥馬)   2021-07-29 18:43:00
主流民意版已經定調外交家雜誌是親綠大外宣媒體了
作者: iamsocool (焚琴煮鶴殺風景)   2021-07-29 18:43:00
你也太lag....
作者: benqlove (benq)   2021-07-29 18:43:00
4%仔會說delta下略三千字
作者: shuhao233 (代課你先)   2021-07-29 18:44:00
蚵粉: 據我做夢,該記者和綠共某要角瘋狂做愛,此系賠錢出口轉內銷
作者: holysong (猴力送)   2021-07-29 18:51:00
好啦,推你整理重點
作者: windom (絕望的生魚片..Orz)   2021-07-29 19:11:00
哈哈 台灣的破口 柯文哲
作者: Szss (Not yet)   2021-07-29 19:21:00
好慘
作者: conanhide (讓生命盡情歌唱)   2021-07-29 19:22:00
真的很中懇
作者: iconicotrico (Agro)   2021-07-29 19:23:00
#台灣的破口 #阿北市 (TMD AD)
作者: uieasier (uieasier)   2021-07-29 19:25:00
看來阿北的佈道記者會+專訪 只能騙到小雞 對外國人無效
作者: foolfighter (傻瓜鬥士)   2021-07-29 19:34:00
八卦的玄天上帝XDDD
作者: smoltzl29 (X)   2021-07-29 20:57:00
蠻難笑的 用點心好嗎

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