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PART1
Outside of Toyota Center Entrance (imgur.com)


豐田中心外的海報
[–]CelticsArtravus 285 分/分 11 hours ago
He sure plays for a lot of teams
我目測這個人為很多球隊打球啊。
[–]Sunsmaxcaliburx 64 分/分 9 hours ago
Lin is probably tired of Melo taking his number away from him.
林書豪已經厭倦了甜瓜每次都把他的號碼搶走了。
[–][HOU] Steve Francisandthatswhyyoudont 67 分/分 11 hours ago
We could do joint custody!
火密：我們可以對甜瓜使用共同監護權嘛！
[–]BullsiPlowedYourMom 175 分/分 11 hours ago
deal, you guys get him from july until october.
公牛蜜：就這麼定了！你們從7月用到10月
[–][HOU] Steve Francisandthatswhyyoudont 43 分/分 11 hours ago
hey wait a minute!
火密：好吧~臥槽。。等一等！
[–]Celticssugar_free_haribo 110 分/分 9 hours ago
to be fair, those are melo's best months
老實說。7月到10月是甜瓜狀態最好的時候。
[–]BullsSniper_Extreme 21 分/分 9 hours ago
Damn.
尼瑪。。
[–]Celticssugar_free_haribo 40 分/分 9 hours ago
i actually meant that only half sarcastically. he's great in the olympics
and other international tournaments.
我一半諷刺一半實話啦。他在奧運會和其他國際聯賽的時候表現超神。
[–]SwaggyMacchiato 64 分/分 10 hours ago
Lin is done
林書豪完蛋了。
[–]MagicsupbruhbruhLOL 69 分/分 10 hours ago
Jeremy Lin wears 7? haha awkwarddd
林書豪也穿的7號？哈哈！太尷尬了啊！
[–][PHX] Steve Nashemdyey 61 分/分 8 hours ago
Shit that's just straight disrespectful
草。這也太不尊重人了。
[–]NBAibarabi 54 分/分 7 hours ago
It's "Linsensitive"
“麻木不林”
[–]Bucksstockpickr 116 分/分 11 hours ago
It must be cool as hell to be Melo right about now.
甜瓜這會兒得爽死了吧，皇帝般的待遇。
[–]BullsMelo_Is_Leaving 25 分/分 11 hours ago


[–]Bullsrooofle 17 分/分 10 hours ago
They even put the uni reflection in the trophy, photoshop can do anything lol
連獎杯都能折射他的球衣！PS拯救世界啊！
[–]Bullspastrami1993 8 分/分 11 hours ago
It scares me how natural Melo looks in that Home Uni
公牛蜜：甜瓜穿火箭球衣是那麼的般配，我感到深深的恐懼。。
[–]Heatsushicakes 26 分/分 9 hours ago
A game between Melo and Harden vs Russ and KD would literally look like a
2K game.
甜瓜+哈登VS威少+KD，這只有在2K裡面才看得到啊！
PART2
Woj: Spoke to Lin's agents, Jim Tanner/Roger Montgomery, who say that
Houston did NOT inform Lin that the No. 7 would be used for Melo images.
(twitter.com)
雅虎記者Adrian Wojnarowski報導，據聯盟消息源透露，關於使用7號球衣合成卡梅羅-
安東尼照片一事，火箭已經事先通知過林書豪。但是隨後Woj稱他與林書豪的經紀人
Jim Tanner和Roger Montgomery交流過，他們表示火箭並沒有通知林書豪使用7號球衣
合成安東尼照片這件事。
[–]Raptorsnopenopenopewtf 3 分/分 5 hours ago
Woj or Woj, I don't know who to believe.
我到底是相信Woj還是Woj啊！好糾結。
[–]Methmatician 118 分/分 4 hours ago
Linsanity II: Houston, We Have a Problem
《林瘋狂II》：休斯頓，你攤上大事兒了
[–]Sunsalphaclass16 15 分/分 4 hours ago
i anxiously await this netflix documentary.
脫褲坐等出紀錄片！
[–]USAKnickedUp 24 分/分 4 小時 ago
"That was our bad. We forgot that we did not trade him yet."
莫雷“好吧，是我的錯。我忘了把他交易出去了。。”
[–]PistonsShiftz 20 分/分 5 hours ago
So Houston uses his number, tells media they told him they would, but actually
didn't?
所以，這事兒是火箭用了林書豪的號碼，然後告訴媒體他們已通知了林書豪，而事實上沒有？
[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 11 分/分 5 hours ago
Nobody knows the truth. This is just turning out to be he-said she-said
沒人知道真相，這個劇本已變成了“聽他說……”“聽她說……“了
[–]Grizzliesfreakman012 5 分/分 2 hours ago
This is just me speculating, but it just seemed like Houston was just trying
to cover up the fact they didn't tell him after Lin made the tweet. I don't
see Lin being the type of person to make that tweet if he was told.
我只是猜測，不過我覺得是火箭試圖掩蓋他們沒通知林書豪的真相。我不覺得林書豪是
那種被通知了還會發推抱怨的人。
[–]Netspotacho 4 分/分 4 hours ago
At least they didn't use Lin's body.
知足吧，只用了號碼，至少沒用林書豪的身體。
PART3
Jeremy Lin admits he felt disrespected by Rockets blasting #7 on Melo Promo's
Today. Via Twitter
林書豪表示暗示對火箭的不滿
[–][MEM] Jeremy LinWumboJumbo 1248 分/分 8 hours ago
THESE HOUS AINT LOYAL
火箭管理層太不忠誠了。
[–]Trail Blazerszarepath 191 分/分 5 hours ago
As a Blazers fan, I've got to say that it seemed as though Lin caused more
problems for us than Harden did
作為一個開拓者蜜，我不得不說林書豪對我們造成的麻煩看起來要比哈登多。
[–]Trail BlazersSprinklesss 73 分/分 5 hours ago
Partly because of who was guarding them but yes I agree
可能部分原因是因為對位防守人的區別吧，不過我同意你的說法~
[–]Trail Blazerstheapplecowprodigy 43 分/分 5 hours ago
If Lin didn't they that rebound in Game 3 the Blazers probably sweep.
如果林書豪在系列賽第三戰中沒有搶下那個關鍵籃板的話，開拓者可能已經橫掃火箭了。
[–]Lakersjustsomeguy5 95 分/分 8 hours ago
Haha, I like it. 100% true. I hope he gets traded sooner than later.
哈哈，我百分百地喜歡這劇情吶，希望林書豪或早或晚被交易掉。
[–]WarriorsRabsho 674 分/分 8 hours ago
It's a bad look for the Rockets.
Showing that level of disrespect to one of your players does not make your team
more desirable to free agents.
Rocket making themselves look like a second rate organization.
火箭隊又多了一個新的黑點。
對自家球員的不尊重不會讓你的球隊變得更具有自由市場吸引力。
火箭隊的水平看起來跟二流管理層一樣了。
[–]Pistonshurlcarl 88 分/分 7 hours ago
Rockets are pretty cut throat about where they want to get.
They lured Asik there with promises of being their guy and starting center...
look how long that lasted.
If you're not a max guy in Houston, I wouldn't show much loyalty because they
certainly won't.
火箭隊對於他們想要得到的球員從來都是不擇手段不計後果的。
他們當初給阿西克畫了一張大餅告訴他以後你就是火箭人和首發中鋒。。。
看看這張餅夠吃幾年？
如果你不是休斯頓的特權球員，那就不要太過於忠誠因為很顯然火箭隊不會對你忠誠的。
[–]RocketsCCM721 78 分/分 8 hours ago
Did the same thing when they were courting Chris Bosh years ago, using Scolas
number.
前幾年他們招募波什的時候是不是也幹了同樣的事兒？用的是斯科拉的球衣號。
[–]Spurswaitressinthesky 259 分/分 8 hours ago
So you're historically slimy.
往事不要再提。。。
[–]Bucksasianmathgangster 607 分/分 7 hours ago
Come to Milwaukee Lin,
you can learn how to be a great PG from Coach Kidd and Coach Kidd can learn
how to be a decent human being from you.
來密爾沃基吧小林子。
主帥基德可以教你怎麼做一個好控衛，你也可以教基德怎麼做一個好人。
[–]Hawksgoodrev05 269 分/分 6 hours ago
Until Kidd takes Lin's job from him.
不久之後基德搶了林的控衛飯碗。
[–]Supersonicsfakenigga4lyfe 101 分/分 5 hours ago
And the Nets trade to make Lin head coach.
然後籃網隊交易得到了林書豪作為球隊新主帥。
[–]Knicksshrinkwrappedzebra 49 分/分 3 hours ago
And then Lin demands control of basketball operations and gets traded to the
Bucks
然後林書豪向管理層逼宮要更多的權力，之後被交易到了雄鹿隊當主帥。
[–]SpursDimTuncan 59 分/分 3 hours ago
Then Jason Kidd comes to Milwaukee,
where he can learn how to be a great PG from Coach Lin and Coach Lin can learn
how to be a decent human being from him.
然後基德來到了密爾沃基，
主帥林書豪可以教你怎麼做一個好控衛，你也可以教林書豪怎麼做一個好人。
[–]Knicksethantheeo 25 分/分 3 hours ago
And then Coach Lin takes Jason Kidd's job from him.
不久之後林書豪搶了基德的控衛飯碗。
[–]Knicksbryansm1208 578 分/分 8 hours ago
JLin has been disrespected too much in this league. I'm always rootin' for
you Jeremy!
林書豪在聯盟里遭受了太多的不尊重待遇了。我會永遠支持你的小林子！
[–]Magicfifteenpercent 160 分/分 7 hours ago
:( Linsanity was a blessing and a curse. Hope he finds a team that respects
who he is as a player
林瘋狂是上帝的祝福也是撒旦的詛咒。希望他能夠找到一支能夠對他球員身份表示尊重的球隊。
[–]Rocketspandaboy99 277 分/分 7 hours ago
I wish i was cursed with 25 million dollars
我倒是希望我被2500萬的合同詛咒。
[–]Magicfifteenpercent 101 分/分 7 hours ago
you're acting like the 25 million was just thrown at him... he worked for it
man, if you work for it you can get it
你這話說的好像這2500萬是大風颳來的。。。哥們他是靠自己的血汗掙到的，如果你也有
他那份努力程度相信你也有能力掙到。
[–]Wizardsvexxes 330 分/分 7 hours ago
No he can't.
哦，樓上那個他掙不到的。
[–][PHX] Steve NashBryanFair 237 分/分 8 hours ago
Yo Melo you see how the treat Jeremy Lin? That's you in 5 years when you're
35 and the Rockets want Anthony Davis!!!
瓜瓜你看到他們是怎麼對小林子的嗎？同樣的事會發生在五年之後等你35歲了到時候
火箭隊要追求濃眉戴維斯的時候！！！
[–]Charlotte Bobcatsim_so_meta 226 分/分 9 hours ago
The Rockets are abusing the fact that Lin is a devout Christian that is willing
to forgive.
火箭隊就是看準了林書豪是個容易寬恕原諒他人的虔誠基督徒，往死里弄的節奏。
[–]76ersVisionSixteen 160 分/分 9 hours ago
Sorry Lin, they were trying to trade you before you noticed it.
對不住了小林子，他們其實早在你注意到這些的之前就想過要交易你了。
[–]Bullsjeric13xd 150 分/分 9 hours ago
I Love Jeremy Lin. Staying classy even when the rockets is doing him dirty.
大愛林書豪。火箭虐你千萬遍，你待火箭如初戀。
[–]Charlotte Hornetspaulz0rs 130 分/分 9 hours ago
Come back to NYC and take Melo's number.
回到發跡地紐約，然後穿上安東尼的球衣號。
[–]Knickstheguynamedtim 34 分/分 5 hours ago
And bring Chandler Parsons.
please
記得帶上好基友帕森斯啊，求你了親。
挺有趣的，來當個搬運工給大家看！

林寫戰術板的專業模樣已經深植人心！

XDDDDDXDDDDD去尼克穿甜瓜球衣