雖然很簡單的英文，但還是重點式的幫忙懶人包翻譯一下，有錯請不吝更正感恩。
※ 引述《picklecak (魚子醬)》之銘言：
: 先聲明這是幫人轉貼 節錄自他實況的回話
: 回應一些最近的謠言跟討論
: Machi大哥也歡迎大家加入他的skype一起聊天 id:machiaction
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: Machibigbrother: before Machi Esports team even started i spent over
: 2,000,000nt
: Machibigbrother: after that each month is 300,000 nt over per month
: Machibigbrother: i bought the first 7 computers for 200,000 nt
: Machibigbrother: 6 players a month 132k plus manager and assist its another
: 50k
我創麻吉伊始播花了兩百台票，之後每個月三十萬，我他媽買的七台電腦20萬，
6個選手13.2萬還有經理以其他的助手5萬。
: Machibigbrother: kuo tai ming doesnt even have an esports team
: Machibigbrother: htc
: Machibigbrother: HTC doesnt even have an esports team
: Machibigbrother: i asked them to sponsor
: Machibigbrother: they couldnt even afford giving some product
: Machibigbrother: pretty sad
我去跟郭董還有HTC拉贊助被打槍
哭哭喔
: Machibigbrother: i'm CARRYING Taiwan Esports
: Machibigbrother: these mother fucking PTT punks
: Machibigbrother: yo
我正在CARRY整個台灣電競，你們PTT的酸民是在靠盃三小 ?
: Machibigbrother: where the btx kid go
: Machibigbrother: someone can post for me....HTC no esports team
: Machibigbrother: Kuo Tai Ming no esports team
: Machibigbrother: Taiwan's companies none of them
: Machibigbrother: too weak
: Machibigbrother: cant afford it
: Machibigbrother: dont know how to do it
: Machibigbrother: no one knows how to get sponsorship for an Esports team
: Machibigbrother: Machi has alot of connections
: Machibigbrother: that's why we have Kingston AS rock and CoolerMaster
: Machibigbrother: yes
: Machibigbrother: i CARRY Machi and Machi 17
: Machibigbrother: fuck that
台灣的廠商都太極掰，也太軟弱了，不知道怎麼贊助搞電競，
只有他媽我黃立成懂，DNF齁勝，所以你看麻吉隊服有贊助瞜狗，金士頓、酷媽
我正在凱瑞麻吉跟麻吉17啊
幹
: Machibigbrother: Gurucat left cause he tired of the game
: Machibigbrother: low payment
: Machibigbrother: i dont think its low payment
: Machibigbrother: i think they are getting paid alot
: Machibigbrother: for what they are doing
咕嚕貓離開是因為對遊戲厭倦了
薪水低？
我不這麼覺得，對於他們，我覺得已經皇恩浩蕩了。
: Machibigbrother: i'm working harder than anyone at Team Machi
: Machibigbrother: or Machi 17
: Machibigbrother: players job is easy
: Machibigbrother: just play lol
: Machibigbrother: yes taiwan kids these days
: Machibigbrother: need to learn mre
: Machibigbrother: more
: Machibigbrother: and work harder
: Machibigbrother: too weak
: Machibigbrother: korea and china will eat everything
: Machibigbrother: and taiwan will lose
: Machibigbrother: taiwan needs more men
: Machibigbrother: not little boys
: Machibigbrother: our mentality is weak
: Machibigbrother: quit too easy
我是麻吉戰隊裡面最努力的人，
當選手很容易啊，就是打LOL而已，
台灣的孩子奴性要再高一點啊，這些待遇26跟泡菜人全吃啊
台灣需要再奴一點，心智太脆弱了，太容易離開了。
: Machibigbrother: taiwan is a small island
: Machibigbrother: but that doesnt mean we need to be small
: Machibigbrother: man
: Machibigbrother: phillipines kick our ass
: Machibigbrother: starts from the top...weak president
: Machibigbrother: another way to look at it
: Machibigbrother: i paid gurucat 22k for 7 months
: Machibigbrother: and gave him 70 percent of the prize money
: Machibigbrother: and he quit right before my GPL stars
: Machibigbrother: starts
: Machibigbrother: leaving my team to have to find new members
: Machibigbrother: and practice from beginning again
: Machibigbrother: but i'm still friendly towards gurucat
: Machibigbrother: because maybe he has personal reasons why he doesnt want to
: play anymore
台灣是個鼻屎大的國，但不代表台灣人就要跟鼻屎一樣臭。
操，
我們從頭到腳被菲律賓看不起。
軟弱的總統。
我他媽一個月給咕嚕貓22K+7成獎金，他給我再GPL前一天退出？
害我要臨時找人，但我還是對他笑笑的，
也許他有他的理由。
: Machibigbrother: or maybe i make them work too hard
: Machibigbrother: but if you dont work hard
: Machibigbrother: you wont become champions
: Machibigbrother: yes i am
: Machibigbrother: i would write this in chinese for those ptt motherfuckers
: Machibigbrother: but i dont like school
: Machibigbrother: so my chinese is so bad haha
: Machibigbrother: ditch chinese school to play video games, practice dancing
: and
: skateboarding
也許我對他們太嚴苛了，但是如果你不努力你他媽不會成為冠軍。
我會把這篇文翻譯成中文給那些馬德發科的酸民，但我不愛上學，
所以我中文不太好，但是DNF齁勝。
: Machibigbrother: 4 month nightmare hahahahaha
: Machibigbrother: that sounds like a pussy statement
: Machibigbrother: taiwan kids are men anymore
: Machibigbrother: 4 months of playing video games is a night mare?
: Machibigbrother: man
: Machibigbrother: if you are a man
: Machibigbrother: you quit the first month
: Machibigbrother: the first month you feel bad
: Machibigbrother: just quit
: Machibigbrother: that makes me think this mother fucker did it on purpose to
: qu Machibigbrother: at the last minute
: Machibigbrother: to try and fuck up my team
: Machibigbrother: bitch ass move
: Machibigbrother: yeah for fun
四個月的夢魘？這根本是他媽娘砲的說法。
台灣的小孩一點都不MAN
打四個月的電動你覺得是夢魘？
如果你是有擔當的男人你就在第一個月就該退出，你他媽GPL前一天退是要搞我？
: Machibigbrother: you shouldnt take 22k
: Machibigbrother: you should just stay home
: Machibigbrother: get money from your mom and dad and play for FUN
: Machibigbrother: if you are going to take someone's money
: Machibigbrother: you need to MAN up and EARN it
你只值22K。
你應該要待在家裡當啃老族，
如果你想要領人家薪水就MAN一點。
: Machibigbrother: killer
: Machibigbrother: ou yang
: Machibigbrother: man
: Machibigbrother: my skype
: Machibigbrother: is MACHI ACTION
: Machibigbrother: see if anyone on ptt wants to talk about
: Machibigbrother: their problems
: Machibigbrother: with machi
: Machibigbrother: im waiting
: Machibigbrother: yeah holmes you want to talk?
: Machibigbrother: call me
: Machibigbrother: we can do a call in
: Machibigbrother: hmmm
: Machibigbrother: maybe lost in translation
: Machibigbrother: might not be hard enough
: Machibigbrother: or harsh enough
: Machibigbrother: hahaha
: Machibigbrother: i'm probally lost in translation by typing it out
: Machibigbrother: i'm good with whatevers
: Machibigbrother: i cant believe gurucat said he had 4 months of nightmare
: Machibigbrother: who gets 22k?
: Machibigbrother: jeffistiger
: Machibigbrother: call me
: Machibigbrother: machiaction
: Machibigbrother: can post ptt for me
: Machibigbrother: anyone wants to talk about it
: Machibigbrother: can skype me now
: Machibigbrother: i cant understand
: Machibigbrother: what you guys are writing
: Machibigbrother: thiefkid what about it
: Machibigbrother: im not stooping down to their level
: Machibigbrother: im trying to teach Taiwan kids to be MEN
: Machibigbrother: machiaction
: Machibigbrother: is my skype id
: Machibigbrother: what is wrong with 22k thiefkid?
: Machibigbrother: can ask me anything about Machi Esports
: Machibigbrother: i guess its not a big deal
: Machibigbrother: and just a few motherfuckers talking shit
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machiaction
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