[閒聊] 老將不死

作者: ERICKAO08 (上帝愛死你)   2014-06-20 15:29:02
Riot剛發佈了一支新影片 講到在LCS當中眾多的老將
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19GW4nCMr0
當然重點不是這個
http://ppt.cc/tCan
在reddit上面發佈之後 下面的回應有段關於大師兄的相當不錯
A look into the future: Doublelift
Doublelift wakes up on his 50th birthday.
Today also marks the day that his son, Doublelift Jr. makes his LCS debut.
Doublelift packs his bags and heads to Riot's studio.
He is greeted by some of his old,
now retired friends from the early days of LCS like Darien,
whose eyes are now permanently bloodshot,
Voyboy, who is now an established pediatrician whose tagline is "Cya Hurts"
(Corny right?), qtpie, who now holds the world record for the longest hair
on a male, and even Dyrus, who hasn't changed ever.
大師兄在他的五十歲生日醒來準備另一場LCS,同時這也是他的兒子 DL Jr.的初登版
到了比賽現場,他遇到了一些以前跟他奮戰過的老朋友
Darien,現在眼睛總是充滿著血絲
VoyBoy,一個關鍵字是“痛痛不見摟”的兒科醫生
qtpie現在是金氏世界紀錄頭髮最長的男性
Dyrus....屙...基本上就沒變
He walks into the building to hear the crowd cheering for him,
as it is his birthday.
Old Phreak makes some joke about Peter now being known as pentacontalift.
It's amazing how fast he still comes up with this stuff.
Double walks up to the stage to greet his son.
Sjokz and Xpeke's daughter, xSjokze comes up to interview the two being
that today is such a big day.
Doublelift Jr. goes on about how much of an honor it is to play in the LCS,
and appreciates his father for teaching him how to play.
Doublelift thanks the crowd for cheering for him through all these years,
and guarantees them he will never give up.
He proceeds to sit down and play the greatest game of his life,
defeating his son. As the camera's pan to the losing team's booth
we see Double shaking their hands.
He stops at his son and whispers into his ear:
"Trash".
群眾為大師兄慶祝,老Phreak依舊開著pentalift的玩笑
Sjokz X Xpeke的女兒xSjokze接下了母親的工作來訪問大師兄父子
Doublelift Jr.說了一堆場面話並感謝他的爸爸教他玩LOL
大師兄本人則是感謝粉絲對他的支持,並表示他不會放棄繼續打下去
接下來他開始了他人生中最精彩的一場比賽:老爸打小孩
一如往常的,勝者前往失敗方握手致意
但當鏡頭帶向父子黨握手的那瞬間,我們看到大師兄對著他兒子小小聲說了一句:
“垃圾”
Edit: This is my biggest comment lol, so I'll give you an alternate ending.
Doublelift turns to women, puts loads of money in his bank,
and pimpin' still remains pretty difficult for him.
作者另一個結局:大師兄賺了一堆錢,但把妹依舊困難...
以上老爸打小孩的場景就沒了

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