來源:Reddit
原串:https://goo.gl/53F4X1
1.
[–]ZeTankNoMercy 1641 指標 8小時前
I HAD THE MOST AMAZING SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT, I CAME IN 15
SECONDS. AS I FACED MY GIRLFRIEND IN SHAME SHE PUT HER MOUTH TO MY EAR AND
WHISPERED: ''ATLEAST YOU LASTED LONGER THAN TSM AT WORLDS''
我跟我女友嘿咻的時候，15秒就去了，當我羞愧得面對女友時，他在我耳邊輕聲說
"別難過，起碼你撐得比TSM在世界賽久"
- [–]jadage 177 指標 8小時前
YOU FUCKING SAVAGE. I LOVE IT.
你好殘忍，我喜歡
-[–]ElementElement[Element Element] (NA) 47 指標 5小時前
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS THE SAVAGE NOT HIM
殘忍的是他女友，不是他
-[–]Ginti- 174 指標 5小時前
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS AS REAL AS THE CHANCE TSM HAS AT WORLDS
他有女友的機率跟TSM在世界賽的機率一樣。
2.
[–]itisgod 2108 指標 10小時前
THE ONLY THING TSM LEARNED FROM KOREA WAS TO OPEN MID
TSM在韓國唯一學到的事情就是OPEN MID !!
3.
[–]LegendsNeverDie1 1396 指標 10小時前
THE BEST PART ABOUT WORLDS FOR H2K IS THEY WONT HAVE A LONG FLIGHT HOME AFTER
GROUPS.
對h2K來說，世界賽最棒的事情是小組賽後他們回家飛機不用搭太久!!
-[–]RickardKarstark 396 指標 9小時前
THE WORST IS THAT THEY'LL NEED A NEW MID FOR NEXT SEASON AFTER THE CURRENT
ONE SUCCUMBS TO THE PTSD OF FACING FAKER
但最糟的是世界賽後他們得換個中路，因為目前這個在面對Faker後得了創傷後症候群。
[–]Digmo 190 指標 9小時前
SO BRAVE TO TRASH TALK A 3RD SEED TEAM
THIS THREAD IS ALREADY GOING PLACES
有勇氣對第三種子隊放垃圾話，這個串真是非常出類拔萃啊!!
- [–]Sirbllinky 82 指標 7小時前
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK WHO WAS THIRD SEED FROM EUROPE M9.
你是不是該去確認一下誰是歐洲的第三種子隊伍!?? ps.OG才是3rd seed
-[–]DimlightHero 69 指標 7小時前
THAT WAS PROBABLY THE JOKE
他大概是在開玩笑!!!
-[–]Squeakums(NA) 6 指標 5小時前
THE ONLY JOKE I SEE IS H2K LMAO
唯一一個讓我看到笑到內褲炸掉的笑話是H2K!!
-[–]DimlightHero 2 指標 5小時前
WELL MAYBE YOU NEED TO STUDY H2K HARDER, BECAUSE THAT JOKE WAS PITIFUL
那你大概該好好了解一下H2k，因為那個笑話非常可悲!!!
[–]antesignanus[Bobert Greater] (NA) -1 指標 4小時前
BECAUSE THAT JOKE WAS PITIFUL
LIKE H2K?
-因為那個笑話非常可悲!!!
像H2k一樣?
4.
[–]luckyshot777 1270 指標 10小時前
DYRUS WILL TILT SO HARD THAT HE RETIRES DURING THEIR FIRST GAME.
Dyrus會烙賽烙到第一場遊戲後就退休了!!
-[–]Oliversum95 426 指標 8小時前
DYRUS IS NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 4 TOPLANER IN THEIR GROUP
Dyrus甚至不是他們小組前四的上路
[–]xbluux 590 指標 9小時前
TSM 0-6 IN GROUPS , DYRUS BURNS DOWN THEIR HOUSE IN NA , RETIRES AND LEAVES
20 PAGE E-BULLYING ESSAY . TSM MEMBERS ARE HOMELESS AND SEEK REFUGEE STATUS
IN EUROPE. GG
TSM小組0勝出局，Dyrus把他們在NA的房子燒掉，退休並發表一篇20頁長有關電競
霸凌的論文，TSM的成員無家可歸，在歐洲尋求難民庇護。GGGG!!
[–]Smart_in_his_face 62 指標 7小時前
TSM 0-6. DYRUS LEAVES, WILDTURTLE KICKED, SANTORIN KICKED, LOCO KICKED.
REGI GONNA REMAKE TSM WITH A BUNCH OF MEDIOCRE SHIT, AND TSM GONNA COMPETE
FOR 5TH OR 6TH PLACE NEXT SEASON.
TSM小組0勝出局，Dyrus離開，龜龜被踢，山東人掰，Loco滾，Regi會找一群不怎樣的
廢物重建TSM，然後TSM在夏季會爭奪5,6名!!
-[–]STIPULATE 211 指標 7小時前
REGI GONNA REMAKE TSM WITH A BUNCH OF MEDIOCRE SHIT
REGI IS NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID. WHY WOULD HE REMAKE TO GET THE SAME THING?
-Regi會找一群不怎麼樣的廢物重建TSM
Regi沒有蠢成那樣好嗎，何必重建一個跟以前一模一樣的TSM呢?
5.
[–]ItsTheSolo(NA) 1586 指標 9小時前
LIQUID MADE IT TO MARS BEFORE THEY MADE IT TO WORLDS!
Liquid在到達世界賽之前先到達了火星!!!! (Ps 前陣子NASA表示在火星上發現液體)
[–]Nightdocks 877 指標 7小時前
AND EVEN THEN THEY ARE IN THE FOURTH PLANET
他們甚至還是在太陽系的第四顆行星!! (火星是太陽系的第四顆行星)
[–]cayneloop[Wow Such Jungle] (EU-NE) 77 指標 6小時前
AS IS, OF COURSE, TRADITION
啊...當然，這是傳統。
http://imgur.com/JBd4G76
6.
[–]RestInPeppers 1438 指標 10小時前
I PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE FINALISTS APART.
我大概沒有辦法辨認參加決賽的人。
[–]RickardKarstark 891 指標 10小時前
YOU RACIST ASIAN, REKKLES AND NIELS MAY LOOK ALIKE BUT THEY ARE ACTUALLY
QUITE RECOGNIZEABLE FROM EACHOTHER.
你這個亞洲騎士!!!瑞克跟Niels可能長得很像，但他們其實有很多不同之處!!
[–]clairvoyantcat 367 指標 9小時前
HE MEANS THE WORLD FINALS. THE ONE THAT MATTERS
他的意思是世界決賽，比較重要的那個
[–]ChillOtter 283 指標 9小時前
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH EU IS THE BEST WILDCARD REGION FOR SURE
你給我閉上你的臭嘴，EU是最強的外卡區域無誤!!!
[–]Frigeo 114 指標 8小時前
NO THAT GOES TO BRAZIL, OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN KABUM?!?
那應該是巴西哦，還是你忘了卡崩??
[–]Raogrimm 888 指標 10小時前
WHY ARE EU TEAMS CONSIDERED TO BE SO FRIENDLY?
THEY LIKE TO STAY IN GROUPS.
為什麼歐洲隊伍看起來這麼友善呢?，因為他們喜歡聚在一起(留在小組)。
7.
[–]thornsembrace 423 指標 10小時前
OP YOU LAZY FUCK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WRITE GAMES OF DAY
原PO你這懶惰的GY人，你應該把第一天的賽程寫出來!!!
[–]LegendsNeverDie1 542 指標 10小時前
HES NOT LAZY HES JUST DUMB AND FORGOT. NOT SURPRISING BECAUSE HE IS A FNATIC
FAN.
他不懶他只是又笨又健忘，因為他是FNC粉所以一點都不意外啦!!
8.
[–]Eightlegged 165 指標 9小時前
REGI HAS MORE EYEBROWS THAN TSM HAS CHANCES TO GET OUT OF GROUPS
胖虎的眉毛比TSM從小組出線的機率還要多啦!!!
9.
[–]YggdraYurilArtwaltz 158 指標 9小時前
THIS WILL BE OMG'S SEASON. THERE IS NO ROYAL CLUB TO STOP US AS WE HAVE THEIR
PUPPY. UZI GUARANTEES US BEING IN THE FINALS, AND OMG WILL WIN IT.
這一季是屬於OMG的，當我們搶了他們的小狗後，皇族再也沒辦法在前面阻擋我們了，Uzi
跟我們保證他們可以進決賽，而OMG會奪冠!!
[–]PoolPartyAhri 179 指標 8小時前
SHOULD WE TELL HIM ?
該跟他講嗎?
[–]TheRealJonat 29 指標 7小時前
NOBODY TELL HIM
沒人跟他講..
[–]TurbinePro 3 指標 6小時前
NO, LEAVE HIM BE
讓他去吧
[–]suzukayuka 30 指標 6小時前
YOU HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT WORLDS THAN TSM AT LEAST.
沒關係，你的機會還是比TSM大。
10.
[–]Jetzu 2446 指標 10小時前
NASA THINK THEY FOUND WATER ON MARS, BOY WILL THEY BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY
FIND OUT IT WAS JUST TEARS OF TSM FANS.
NASA在火星上找到了水，但在他們發現那只是TSM粉絲的眼淚後會非常驚訝
11.
[–]MrBamischijf 1118 指標 11小時前
NA.
北美