[閒聊] REDDIT CLG VS ROX 國外開心區

作者: coolplus (cool)   2016-10-03 18:42:34
原文連結: https://redd.it/55lseu
網頁好讀版: http://www.upmedia.mg/news_info.php?SerialNo=5086
幫點一下謝謝!
今日FW贏SKT這裡很HIGH, 同樣的今日CLG贏ROX, REDDIT絕讚高潮中XDDDD
還有就是繼續酸EU
以下是翻譯(今日的圖超多):
圖片區:
今日的HUHI:
https://goo.gl/LluiAb
http://i.imgur.com/21S2W5X.gif
http://i.imgur.com/jDr1NeH.gifv
http://imgur.com/a/ldcMp
http://imgur.com/ceb6AVS
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctz1zMWUIAAqH4S.jpg
CLG高潮圖片集:
https://gfycat.com/RewardingConsiderateGraywolf
https://gfycat.com/TotalBleakBarasinga
https://gfycat.com/WarpedSplendidGreatargus
https://gfycat.com/ScornfulOldfashionedGuernseycow
https://gfycat.com/ComplicatedCaringAmericanriverotter
https://gfycat.com/MaleGlaringFluke
說到圖片一定會有這個:
http://i.imgur.com/Pl534tL.gif
BJER對ROX的提示:
http://imgur.com/gallery/X4zOaCK
ROX放龍獸給CLG的時候, CLG的反應:
http://i.imgur.com/2tB9AIv.gifv
加工版:
http://imgur.com/GjPvHcg
當PRAY上路想要出來打HUHI的時候:
http://i.imgur.com/5r2NPpF.gif
CLG輪盤新版本:
http://i.imgur.com/DoGP7yp.png
CLG高潮文字區:
Win rate with Kobe casting CLG : 100%
Win rate without Kobe casting CLG : 0%
KOBE報CLG比賽時, CLG的勝率: 100%
KOBE沒有報CLG比賽時, CLG勝率: 0% (原來贏是因為KOBE阿)
Game 1: CLG expected to lose: CLG wins
Game 2: CLG expected to win: CLG loses
Game 3: CLG expected to lose: CLG wins
I fully expect CLG to lose all the rest of their games and not become world
champions
Game1: 我預計CLG輸: CLG贏了
Game2: 我預計CLG贏: CLG輸了
Game3: 我預計CLG輸: CLG贏了
好啦, 那我剩下的比賽都說CLG輸, 說他們永遠都不會拿世界冠軍好了
(CLG世界冠軍INCOMING?)
truly, truly counter logic
這就是真正的counter logic
CLG to-do list:
Win one game to give fans false hope ☑
"We always perform when we're the underdogs" ☑
Lose to Wildcard team via terrible mid-game decisions ☑
Upset the Korean First Seed ☑
CLG待辦清單:
贏一場給粉絲\FALSE HOPE/ ☑
"我們很多時被低估的時候會有表現" ☑
因為中期的糟糕的表現/決定輸給外卡 ☑
爆冷擊敗韓國第一種子 ☑
Huhi just earned an Aurelion permaban
HUHI的龍獸要被永BAN了
Huhi on most champions = Perkz
Huhi on Aurelion Sol = Faker
HUHI拿其他英雄= PERKZ (XDDDDDDDDDDD)
HUHI拿龍獸=FAKER
ROX was donezo as soon as CLG lost to Albus Nox
ROX看到CLG輸給ANX的時候是不是醉了?
Rox were screwed as soon as Faker praised them as a better team. Welcome you
2016 world champions SKT.
被先輩稱讚完的隊伍都沒有好下場, 所以ROX今日就爆了。恭喜你SKT, 2016世界賽冠軍。
ROX forgot the number 1 rule of facing CLG: Finding the Aurelion Sol bug
ROX對CLG, 他們忘了有一件事一定要第一時間去做的: 去找龍獸有什麼BUG
The Bjergsen special
這是Bjergsen專利
Next CLG vs TSM game
Bjerg: Hey ref, there's a bug
Ref: What's up bjerg, my sweet
Bjerg: Huhi was somehow able to pick A. Sol?
Ref: Holy fuck how could we forget the fourth ban!?
Ref, to huhi: yo, fuck u, A. Sol just got deleted.
下次CLG對TSM:
Bjerg: HEY裁判, 我找到1個BUG
裁判: 親愛的, 怎了?
Bjerg: Huhi能夠選龍獸?
裁判: 哇靠, 我們怎麼會忘了第4BAN?!
裁判對Huhi說: YO, 幹你的, 龍獸被刪掉了。
Did ROX forget ASol was enabled?
ROX忘了龍獸又出來了嗎?
underestimating the other team always lead to loss..
happens to CLG, happened to ROX too..
低估對手永遠都會令到自己輸掉
CLG已經是這樣, 連ROX都是這樣...
The ROX draft was straight up disrespectful. Wtf was that.
ROX這選角很不尊重對手, WTF。
Okay so we have the Never Again list:
OK這些都是必BAN的清單:
- MATA的牛
- 騎士/REVOLTA的李星
- HUHI的龍獸
- 先輩/Bjer的星朵拉
- Smeb的凱能
- Likrit的火人
- 佛根....不對, 是Kira的冰鳥
- Meteos的李星 (因為不同的原因) (是同隊要BAN嗎XD?)
- Crown的維克特
- Uzi的EZ
就是要酸EU區:
Groups A + D:
Rock
Paper
Scissors
EU
A組跟D組:
石頭

剪刀
EU
Any region can win this years worlds seriously.
. . .
Except EU.
認真說, 這一年誰贏世界賽都不意外...
...
除了EU
Everything is awesome
Everything is cool unless you cheer for EU
很多東西都很棒
很多東西都很酷..... 除非你是為EU加油
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FW對SKT的這裡好像已經有幾篇翻譯了, 看大家想不想要一個整理版, 有需要才翻
起Q對外卡的有翻, 但好像不夠CLG這邊的有趣 (等等還是會貼出來就是QQ)
還有那場想要看 (G2-11?) 都可以說一下
作者: CKnightalker (偽˙西奈駝客)   2016-10-03 20:35:00
Kobe:S1到現在都多久了還要靠我carry

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