1.Doublelift got bullied harder than I did in middle school.
ＤＬ被霸凌的慘狀更甚於我的國中時期。
－－Some says he is still saving his flash for next week
有人說他為了下禮拜的逃跑還在扣閃。
－－For "Flash" wolves = =
為了「閃」電狼扣閃= =
－－Please no that hurts
別再講下去了，我很受傷。（該位網友87%是ＴＳＭ粉）
－－Good.
As a CLG fan, we need to shout this louder than anyone else:
#FREESM
很好啊。
作為一名ＣＬＧ粉，我們應該比任何人高聲吶喊：
「#TSM又送一場啦」（Free-Win TSM，意指免費勝利）
－－tsm learning how to give fans false hope from the best
TSM正學著如何讓粉絲對他們的期望跌到谷底。
－－As a CLG fan, I support all 3 NA representatives at Worlds. I will still meme
the shit out of them during Worlds, but I support them at Worlds at the same
time.
作為一名ＣＬＧ粉，我支持NA LCS的三個代表隊。
我會用各種梗圖／梗文嗆他們，但同時我還是支持他們的。
－－Oh yeah, I'll support them...
But damn if TSM fucks up, I'll be whipping my dagger memes out for the
backstabbing faster than Ceasar can say "Et tu, Brute?"（註）
對啊，我也會支持的......
欸幹可是ＴＳＭ如果最後沒辦法晉級八強，
我一定會用我的梗圖／梗文直接幹爛他們，砲到他們一句話都講不出來。
註：原文使用了dagger（匕首） 和backstab（背刺），
是指羅馬皇帝凱撒被刺殺前所說的一句話。
刺殺凱撒的一行人包含著他的養子布魯圖，
"Et tu, Brute?"是拉丁文，
譯為中文大略是「還有你嗎，布魯圖......」或「吾兒，亦有汝焉？」
這句話在西方文學蠻常被用到的，意指被最親近的人背叛。
2.Doublelift pausing: "There is a bug my screen is grey all the time"
大師兄按暫停：「欸為什麼我螢幕永遠是黑白的？」
－－LeBlanc was so active entire game that he made doublelift think there was a
bug about a clone being on screen all the time.
勒布朗太活躍了，他害大師兄一直以為螢幕上有勒布朗的分身。
3.No tristana no doublelift
沒有崔斯塔娜，就沒有大師兄。
－－Hauntzer tried to carry him so hard, he was really playing out of his mind.
But Bot is too important right now.
夯蛇很努力在凱瑞他了，他已經盡他最大的力氣但是這版本下路實在太重要了。
－－Sounds like last year when the bot lane was constantly bullied and they lost
out in groups.
聽起來就像是去年世界賽一樣耶。ＴＳＭ下路各種被霸凌然後小組賽就掰掰了。
－－Except that hauntzer wasn't carrying last year
對啊幾乎一樣耶。但是夯蛇去年超雷的。
4.I did not expect MSF to go 2-1 this week Holy God
我的老天鵝啊，我真沒想到ＭＳＦ這週可以拿到兩勝一敗的佳績。
－－EU isn't bad, just FNC sandbagging!
歐洲不差啊，就只有ＦＮＣ在那邊雷。
－－Watch them beak longzhu now! :) who am I kidding... :(
準備看他們擊敗LZ囉～ （我到底是在騙誰啊我
－－BELIEVE.
#相信
－－I KHAN'T（註）
我覺得不行。
（註：原文把can't換成了Khan't，意指LZ的上路Khan。）
5.TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 閃現 - 就緒
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 閃現 - 就緒
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 閃現 - 就緒
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 閃現 - 就緒
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 閃現 - 就緒
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 閃現 - 就緒
－－ｖYeah it seemed like he kept saving his flash. It bothered me all game.
對啊他為什麼一直在扣閃啊，這個問題困擾了我整場耶。
－－Yea he had the same problem against RNG last year, he has a bad habit of
being greedy and playing disrespectfully.
就跟他去年世界賽打ＲＮＧ一樣啊，貪心且不尊敬對手。
－－Humblelift > Cockylift
謙虛的大師兄＞囂張的大師兄
－－You can't issue more pings
你必須稍等才能使用更多的地圖信號。
－－Literally smh when doublelift died 3 TIMES IN A ROW with his flash up...
大師兄有閃還連死三次的時候，我真想他媽的一頭撞在牆上。
－－2 of those he would have just wasted it though.
死的那三次喔，有兩次就算交了也是銅閃啦。
－－I mean, he isn't Zven
可是他又不是Zven（指Zven都亂交閃）。
6.Fucking Wildturtle.
幹你野龜／ＤＬ你他媽的變成野龜喔。
－－That's too harsh. At least Wildturtle would use his flash.
太嘴了吧，至少野龜會按閃現。
7.Day 2: Wow TSM might go 6-0.
Day 3: GG It's over, might as well go home now.
小組賽第二天：哇，ＴＳＭ可能會六勝零敗耶。
小組賽第三天：ＴＳＭ滾回家吧。
－－Dare I say there are some slight overreactions
我敢說有些人實在有點反應過度啦。
－－When TSM is involved? No fucking way.
當ＴＳＭ是主題的時候？才沒這回事。
－－so true XD its either "they are the best apart from the koreans" or "they
don't even make it out of groups"
真的ＸＤ，
永遠只有「ＴＳＭ是非韓最強」和「ＴＳＭ小組賽就要掰掰」這兩種。
8.MSF's mid outer turret lasting longer than any of my relationships
ＭＳＦ的中路外塔存活的時間比我的任何一段感情活得還久。
（幫ＱＱ）
9.Misfits with the fucking bronze to Challenger worlds campaign this week.
ＭＳＦ這週看起來像是從銅牌一路爬到菁英。
－－Having H2K flashbacks already.
Hoping for FNC to bring it back too.
唉，害我想到當初的Ｈ２Ｋ。
希望ＦＮＣ也能趕快回神才好。
－－2k15 OG flashbacks
2015年ＯＧ既視感。
－－man i wish H2K was here , i'm pretty sure they wouldn't lose to GAM or IMT ...
我真希望Ｈ２Ｋ有進世界賽。我很確定他們不會輸給ＧＡＭ或ＩＭＴ。
－－Same man.. Same..
我也這麼覺得......
10.Group D Right Now
Ｄ組現況
https://i.imgur.com/qhpSbmf.jpg
－－RIP Flash Wolves lol
哈哈哈安息吧閃電狼。
－－someone should photo shop a dead person with FW logo in the middle of the
circle
應該在圖中央Ｐ個死人，頭上放個閃電狼的標誌才對。
－－https://i.imgur.com/YgNNoBw.png
－－You're a legend
幹你好神。