New York, NY – The Derek Jeter saga took another unusual twist on Wednesday,
after the free agent Yankee captain placed a personal ad on Craigslist.com,
outlining that he is ‘totally available’ for teams in the market for subpar
defense, average hitting, and highlighted that he would be willing to fill
that position for only $25 million/year.
美國鄉民惡搞~~DJ在網站上登了一則求職廣告，他一年只要25M鎂，低於一般平均的防守，
普通的打擊，給需要補強游擊手位置的球隊
The ad was placed in the ‘general labor’ jobs section, as the ‘washed up
aging superstar seeking absurd contract’ tab was full.
The ad begins:
Aging shortstop with below average range, average hitter coming off worst
season of career. Willing to play for $25 million/year
- Hard worker, especially when grossly overpaid
- Great leader, with a willingness to eat up as much payroll as possible
- Highly motivated by winning, and even more so by $25 million
- Experience receiving large sums of money for no apparent reason
- Willingness to jump while throwing the ball, no matter how unnecessary
- All-time Major League leader in intangibles
- Not A-Rod
*認真的工作者，特別是過度的overpaid時
*很棒的領導者，且願意極盡所能的領到高額薪資
*對勝利有很高的動力，因此需要25M鎂
*沒有任何理由獲得大筆金錢方面很有經驗
*當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要
*intangibles(觸摸不到的; 無形的, 無實體的)方面是美國職棒All-time Leader
*不是A-Rod!!
Talks between Jeter and the Yankees broke down last week after the Yankees
were unable to obtain the necessary spaceship required to meet Jeter in
whichever universe it is where he’s worth $25 million.
The 11-time all-star also posted an ad in the ‘lost-found’ section for his
missing cat, Binkie.
新聞來源:
http://www.ff-press.com/derek-jeter-places-ad-on-craigslist-6.html
無意間看到的，美國鄉民果然是非常酸，笑笑就好，不必太認真看待XDDDD
反正他一定會回到洋基~~
作者:
Purekim (噗金)
2010-02-03 18:16:00酸爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Tertulian (空雨殘夢) 2010-02-03 18:17:00
給予酸度滿分的評價XDDDDDD
作者:
itaiitai (心臟比頭大)
2010-02-03 18:17:00超酸XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
GN2000 (時間到)
2010-02-03 18:19:00Not A-Rod XD
作者:
felix1984 (poor yappi)
2010-02-03 18:23:00第二點是不是說 極盡所能的吃球隊的薪資預算xd
作者:
dtjaster (荷包的世界末日)
2010-02-03 18:29:00如果這樣也能領到25m鎂~那兔肉可真是超值了...
作者:
SULICon (監工å°å¸å¾’(〞︶ã€ï¼Š))
2010-02-03 18:31:00XD
作者: ecbytesan (dirk) 2010-02-03 18:34:00
XD
作者: isotropic 2010-02-03 19:29:00
Not A-Rod XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shyuanan1 (狗比刺蝟) 2010-02-03 19:30:00
XD
作者: chiusna 2010-02-03 19:35:00
第五點超好笑的XDDDDD
作者:
rex9999 (雷哥司)
2010-02-03 19:47:00反正到最後洋基還是會買帳… 紐約之王四年60M別太意外唷
作者: soaringfish (翔魚) 2010-02-03 19:53:00
第三點是"被勝利高度驅動 而25M的驅動力則更高"
作者: HDanny (高畫質丹尼) 2010-02-03 20:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
keroro01 (PTT重度使用者)
2010-02-03 20:14:00Jeter:多用點招牌姿勢傳球回饋球迷有錯嗎?
作者: ejo3square 2010-02-03 20:25:00
第五點超好笑XD
作者:
maikxz (超級痛痛人)
2010-02-03 20:29:00天下酸民一般樣XD
作者: jagdzaku (聯邦去死吉翁萬歲) 2010-02-03 20:43:00
這PH值是負值
作者: olis (假面痞子蔡) 2010-02-03 20:53:00
十顆檸檬～ ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者:
HcaS (今日今事是不夠的!!)
2010-02-03 20:58:00乾...超酸.第5點讓我笑了好久.lol
作者:
k33536 (是什麼?)
2010-02-03 21:07:00原來他的DP還不足以被酸@@
作者: sealin 2010-02-03 21:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DerekPeter 2010-02-03 21:21:00
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
作者:
wenhh88 (o(.〝.)o )
2010-02-03 21:23:00XD 我國酸民程度還得多努力呀
作者:
egghead (egghead)
2010-02-03 21:50:00對勝利有很高的動力，在有25M鎂時尤然
作者:
kee32 (終於畢業了)
2010-02-03 22:07:00第三點應該是:對勝利有很高的動力,對25M鎂有更高的動力!!!
作者:
kee32 (終於畢業了)
2010-02-03 22:08:00原來不只我發現翻譯的小瑕疵了 >_<
作者: paoan 2010-02-03 22:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
給樓樓上:很高興幫我翻得更好，因為我自己翻的也怪怪的
作者:
waderu (滑的魯夫?)
2010-02-03 22:20:00本篇值5顆大檸檬!!!
作者:
waderu (滑的魯夫?)
2010-02-03 22:21:00借轉NYY
^___________________________________________________^
作者:
kigohcy (風櫃店庄小孩念國中)
2010-02-03 22:48:00對勝利有很高的動力,但仍比不上有25M鎂時
作者: BastardRose 2010-02-03 22:55:00
有夠酸 真是好文
作者:
guest0710 (guest0710)
2010-02-03 22:55:00當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要.........
作者: liucy1127 2010-02-03 22:56:00
XD
作者:
WLR (WLR™)
2010-02-03 23:15:00看來Jeter是玩神族的，很喜歡躍傳XD Derek Jeter已經抵達~
作者: soaringfish (翔魚) 2010-02-03 23:25:00
我覺得kee翻得比較好 XDDD
作者: w9103 (Charlie) 2010-02-04 00:23:00
哈哈
作者: tonometer 2010-02-04 01:28:00
Jeter:我回來領錢
作者:
Exusiai (鮮奶茶)
2010-02-04 01:45:00Jeter:這個球員將進行勒索
作者:
newest (C'est la vie~)
2010-02-04 02:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaku216 2010-02-04 08:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wakuwaku (倒立喝汽水)
2010-02-04 11:02:00酸度滿分！
作者:
mess0706 (我不是劉正 我是劉正倫)
2010-02-04 22:07:00第六點有點銀魂style的吐槽感