[情報] Barry Bonds 判刑 終於...

作者: Zamned (Как дела?)   2011-12-17 20:24:37
Barry Bonds gets 30 days house arrest,two years probation;
sentence stayed pending appeal
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The Barry Bonds case is over. Bonds, as we speak, is being sentenced. The
penalty: 30 days of house arrest, two years of probation and 250 hours of
community service. This, by the way, is what the probation office
recommended. Prosecutors were seeking a 15 month jail term.
In handing out her sentence, the judge observed that she agreed with the jury
that Bonds tried to obstruct justice. Just that he failed. She noted that he
did not threaten witnesses, for example. When I first read his grand jury
testimony three and a half years ago I observed the same thing. You can tell
Barry wanted to perjure himself. He just was pretty damn bad at it.
The judge also noted that the sentence took into account that Bonds has a
strong record of philanthropy, much of which is unpublicized. Weighing
against that, I presume, is that he is a lousy stinkin’ cheater who robbed
some sportswriters of their childhood memories.
Of course, there was some pathetic desperation on the part of the prosecution
during the hearing. When trying to argue against the light sentence, the
prosecutor said that Bonds planned to lie ahead of time and that he kept
mistresses and lived a double life for years. The judge, not having it, noted
that Bonds wasn’t convicted of any of that. It’s something the prosecution
and most of the people sitting in moral judgment of Barry Bonds have never
quite gotten their minds around, but there you go.
I don’t know about you, but I would feel more secure walking the mean
streets of Los Altos Hills tonight, knowing that Barry Bonds is secure behind
the bars of the home security system that cost more than many public schools.
UPDATE: Bonds won’t even have to serve any of that now. The judge has
stayed (delayed) the sentence until after Bonds’ appeal of his conviction is
heard. Which will take some time. And, in my opinion, may very well prevail.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/16/barry-bonds-gets-30-days-house-arrest-two-years-probation/
作者: koil (雞兔哥)   2011-02-17 20:28:00
\翻譯
作者: pikachu123 (pika)   2011-02-17 20:29:00
巨人主板有 現在好像也沒證據說他有打藥
作者: pikachu123 (pika)   2011-02-17 20:30:00
不過應該是進不了HOF了 現代最靠近3神獸的人
作者: O10lOl01O ( ′▽`)   2011-02-17 20:31:00
他自己不就神獸?
作者: Zamned (Как дела?)   2011-02-17 20:31:00
搞到最後大家都累了 XD
作者: piger123   2011-02-17 20:33:00
本來還可以把紀錄搞得更神的 反正都要被抓 不如退休後
作者: pikachu123 (pika)   2011-02-17 20:34:00
沒有被封殺大概就破WAR的記錄了 42歲OPS還破1...
作者: piger123   2011-02-17 20:34:00
再來抓 讓有星號的紀錄更變態
作者: RASSIS (省錢存錢節食減重)   2011-02-17 20:35:00
還是滿想看棒子爺進HOF的QQ
作者: liugayo (容易崩潰的火迷)   2011-02-17 21:08:00
30天限足+2年緩刑+250小時社區服務
作者: sonnyissonny (sonny)   2011-02-17 21:22:00
他不吃藥 一樣是神級人物 但吃了藥 就是神中之神
作者: mightymouse (翻墮羅流大師)   2011-02-17 21:29:00
三神獸是Babe,Teddy跟誰?
作者: zack7301428 (噗)   2011-02-17 21:34:00
鐵馬
作者: seeyou1002 (尋找冬日最高)   2011-02-17 21:34:00
Chuck Norris
作者: minimum (曾經)   2011-02-17 21:38:00
Chuck Norris
作者: jason12308 (皇家禮炮21年)   2011-02-17 21:40:00
鐵馬跟貝比爺……超神= =
作者: alex2426chen   2011-02-17 21:47:00
推 Chuck Norris XDDDD
作者: aceshimizu   2011-02-17 21:49:00
可惜,再驚人的數字現在看來都像假的
作者: dew8845678 (米蟲)   2011-02-17 21:49:00
Chuck Norris
作者: oicecnir (衡吧)   2011-02-17 21:52:00
所以判這個刑期的罪是???看翻譯好像檢查系統潰敗證明不了
作者: AWainwright (我將再起)   2011-02-17 21:56:00
Chuck Norris
作者: saidon ( )   2011-02-17 21:59:00
這裡也有Chuck Norris XDDDDD
作者: Connec (康奈克)   2011-02-17 21:59:00
我還以為我已經離開joke了
作者: WLR (WLR™)   2011-02-17 21:59:00
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
作者: Sabathia721   2011-02-17 22:07:00
可惜了 一代宗師
作者: GGYY5566YYGG (戰鬥力起碼一萬以上)   2011-02-17 22:43:00
過幾年應該也會有BROWN
作者: SlamKai (Calm Violence)   2011-02-17 22:49:00
Chuck Norris是什麼梗 0.0
作者: TaiwanNeko (台灣小小貓)   2011-02-17 22:50:00
Chuck Norris是誰@@?Y
作者: RIVERWIND (翅膀)   2011-02-17 22:50:00
真的神獸...好歹也有400/400 一念之差不要google 你們會...
作者: a12582002 (瘋~柏)   2011-02-17 22:51:00
Chuck Norris XDDDDDD
作者: RIVERWIND (翅膀)   2011-02-17 22:51:00
上次去GOOGLE 好手氣這個名子的都...
作者: TaiwanNeko (台灣小小貓)   2011-02-17 22:51:00
我以為3神獸是Ruth/Foxx/Bonds
作者: alex2426chen   2011-02-17 22:55:00
搜尋羅禮!@#$%^&&**ffgj4214u124u10u01......
作者: Rucca (Herr Chaconne ?)   2011-02-17 22:57:00
只要Chuck Norris站在本壘板,球就會自動飛到全壘打牆外
作者: WLR (WLR™)   2011-02-17 23:05:00
http://goo.gl/9GUxb don't google Chuck Norris
作者: kee32 (終於畢業了)   2011-02-17 23:07:00
只要Chuck Norris站在本壘板,主審就會宣布比賽結束,羅禮士勝
作者: mightymouse (翻墮羅流大師)   2011-02-17 23:14:00
作者: jacky1990b   2011-02-17 23:22:00
羅禮士說要有光 這世界就有了光
作者: CGary (下雨天也挺浪漫的)   2011-02-17 23:33:00
Chuck Norris 真是超有梗的...
作者: god2 (乙炔)   2011-02-17 23:40:00
誇張幾百倍的一朗傳說
作者: alex2426chen   2011-02-17 23:44:00
不過這世上只有一個人打敗過 Norris 啊 .....
作者: AWainwright (我將再起)   2011-02-17 23:46:00
樓上 願聞其詳
作者: WLR (WLR™)   2011-02-17 23:47:00
http://i.imgur.com/ClrAj.jpg 但打倒的那個人卻...
作者: kiuo (無畏紳士)   2011-02-17 23:54:00
Chuck Norris不是把球打出去,是球自己逃離他
作者: kiuo (無畏紳士)   2011-02-17 23:56:00
Chuck Norris不會盜壘,只要他說一聲,對方就會自動讓他進壘
作者: Z999 ( Z九百九十九)   2011-02-17 23:58:00
禁藥偽證案判決 Bonds居家監禁30天
作者: AWainwright (我將再起)   2011-02-18 00:00:00
喔喔對...李小龍QQ
作者: Vassili242   2011-02-18 00:06:00
宇宙膨脹的原因就是萬物都在逃離羅禮士
作者: saidon ( )   2011-02-18 00:11:00
推 TaiwanNeko:Chuck Norris是誰@@ <--他正在找你的路上
作者: kevin340332 (灝)   2011-02-18 00:23:00
美國三大死因 1.Heart Disease 2.Norris 3.Cancer
作者: lukehong (有此一說)   2011-02-18 00:58:00
三神獸是 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
作者: a2156700 (斯坦福橋)   2011-02-18 01:24:00
Chuck Norris XDDDDDDD
作者: lpestguy5566 (LPest Guy)   2011-02-18 01:31:00
...
作者: realestate (不動產)   2011-02-18 01:35:00
Chuck Norris到底是誰? 真有這麼厲害就來把我的頭壓到
作者: realestate (不動產)   2011-02-18 01:36:00
鍵盤上q.; hagiopth[gAH"HGaeg
作者: jacky1990b   2011-02-18 01:36:00
樓上 你得到他了
作者: super009   2011-02-18 07:26:00
不知道的問你老爸中文"羅禮士"是誰 他一定知道
作者: celipliz (犀利痞子)   2011-02-18 07:32:00
老爸: 其實羅禮士才是你老爸
作者: TrueTears (真實之淚)   2011-02-18 08:37:00
唯一打敗過Norris的就只有Norris本人
作者: realgenius (smiling angel)   2011-02-18 09:16:00
Chuck Norris不會是三神獸之一 他是"唯一"
作者: choppatstake (廢文加油讚! 執行長)   2011-02-18 11:42:00
爛梗還一直講
作者: miabcd199 (超級喜歡周迅)   2011-02-18 21:08:00
Chuck Norris...XDDDDD
作者: TBdrays (金錢豹大酒店)   2011-02-19 02:08:00
那是誰?
作者: EEERRIICC (大尾魯蛇)   2011-02-19 08:14:00
好溫暖 一整群
作者: hikaruton (Tonia~黃色希卡魯)   2011-02-19 12:47:00
B級片男主角始祖??
作者: kee32 (終於畢業了)   2011-02-19 15:35:00
難得有沒被被棒球版玩爛的老梗,借玩一下嘛
作者: youta (本須和秀樹)   2011-02-21 23:57:00

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