繼續檢討選民 - 裝甲就是作弊

作者: IronChef (Schadenfreude)   2014-01-12 17:42:53
http://www.hallofverygood.com/2014-articles/january/bbwaa-voter-refuses-to-vote-for-cheater-biggio.html
One of the guys who failed to think of the seven-time All-Star as Hall of
Fame material...Jerry Dowling. Dowling used to draw cartoons for both The
Cincinnati Enquirer and the Cincinnati City Beat.
"Craig Biggio, the Houston Astro second baseman, fell two votes short. One of
those could have been mine. I refuse to vote for a guy who cheats, as Biggio
did with all that armor on his arm, so he could get hit with pitches and trot
to first base as a result. He made no attempt to avoid getting hit and
actually stuck that arm out further, inducing the ball to smack him.
That, my friends, is against the rules and umpires should be calling that
shit a ball, but they don’t. I once asked umpire John McSherry about that,
and he skirted around the question, never answering it."
穿裝甲等同作弊, 所以我不投他!!!
然後這人有投Barry Bonds, Bonds也是穿了一堆裝甲, 但是這位仁兄表示:
Bonds wore it because pitchers would much rather give him one base than a
four bagger and Bonds didn’t want a broken, bruised arm. Remember how many
times he was walked?
作者: abc12812   2014-01-12 17:44:00
陳瑞昌表示遺憾
作者: IronChef (Schadenfreude)   2014-01-12 17:46:00
我猜到時候中華職棒人品堂裡一定會有振總
作者: Y1999 (秋雨)   2014-01-12 17:48:00
名人堂不論好壞都應該進去,因為是名人
作者: charlie01   2014-01-12 17:50:00
HOF裡的裁判都請出來吧
作者: tim1112 (絕代當世劍巔)   2014-01-12 17:50:00
現在是選民自己秀下限 不是我們檢討選民吧wwww
作者: HankJiang (沒人要的呆江)   2014-01-12 17:52:00
以後帶眼鏡也作弊~
作者: tim1112 (絕代當世劍巔)   2014-01-12 17:53:00
那在眼瞼下塗黑條遮光的也作弊吧
作者: HankJiang (沒人要的呆江)   2014-01-12 17:53:00
因為其他沒近視的人都沒帶~這樣不公平~不過如果蛋哥帶的
作者: HankJiang (沒人要的呆江)   2014-01-12 17:54:00
話就OK~因為帶眼鏡顯然沒有影響到他看球(!?)
作者: tim1112 (絕代當世劍巔)   2014-01-12 17:54:00
推H大
作者: wahaha5678 (Jç½µ)   2014-01-12 17:57:00
感謝BBWAA成員在期末考週帶給學生們的歡樂
作者: LADKUO56 (KYOUALL)   2014-01-12 18:34:00
這理由也太蠢...整個智商無下限
作者: bgp915117 (Utley)   2014-01-12 18:41:00
XDDD
作者: FreeFly ( )   2014-01-12 18:56:00
http://miupix.cc/thumbnail.php 幹! 裝甲都在名人堂裡了
作者: FreeFly ( )   2014-01-12 18:58:00
http://miupix.cc/pm-MXBWMD 上面連結貼錯了 補個幹!
作者: WLR (WLR™)   2014-01-12 19:19:00
記者果然是娛樂業
作者: zyx12320 (zyx12320)   2014-01-12 19:23:00
看到裝甲都進了有笑XD
作者: MacGyverism (帥阿老皮!!)   2014-01-12 19:53:00
乾脆有穿球衣的都不要選吧
作者: bgp915117 (Utley)   2014-01-12 19:56:00
體重太重代表自我管理不足 沒資格進名人堂
作者: sdiaa (桂綸鎂)   2014-01-12 19:59:00
BAGWELL想必是蹲馬桶姿勢太噁心...
作者: duo131 (比克大魔王)   2014-01-12 21:01:00
原來記者素質地落不是只有台灣阿
作者: k7t7v7 (老王)   2014-01-12 21:05:00
Wil Myers:不戴套算作弊嗎?
作者: mightymouse (翻墮羅流大師)   2014-01-12 21:33:00
我怎麼覺得這個作者在反串啊
作者: HankJiang (沒人要的呆江)   2014-01-12 21:51:00
我也覺得他在反串禁藥的=_=
作者: ronalud (想飛就自在的飛)   2014-01-13 05:35:00
覺得反串+1
作者: yijyi   2014-01-13 08:15:00
人家只是幽默感這樣也要批
作者: ElDuque (減碳抗暖化)   2014-01-13 10:48:00
推備註,台灣的運動記者啥狗屁倒灶的東西都說得出來
作者: globekiller (世界越快 心則慢)   2014-01-13 13:21:00
XD
作者: tim1112 (絕代當世劍巔)   2014-01-13 19:17:00
我是認為簽名檔的洪中應該進名人堂 他是中職初期頂尖球隊
作者: tim1112 (絕代當世劍巔)   2014-01-13 19:18:00
的當家捕手 資歷跟獎項也足夠
作者: hcju (On Green Dolphin Street)   2014-01-13 22:44:00
這位老兄是辛辛那提來的 同區死對頭當然會特別注意一些小地方
作者: hcju (On Green Dolphin Street)   2014-01-13 22:46:00
如果你支持的球隊一年被萬磁王磁吸好幾次 你應該也會有點肚濫
作者: burdette (小熊今年得冠軍)   2014-01-14 01:05:00
Biggio可以要求驗票嗎 距離當選才差0.2%
作者: Carmelo3 ( 六甲おろし)   2014-01-14 12:10:00
帶護肘錯惹嗎

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