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: Major League Baseball has laid down punishments after tempers flared between
: the Los Angeles Dodgers and Houston Astros on Tuesday night, the first bit of
: justice from MLB players we’ve seen carried out against the Astros after
: their cheating scandal rocked baseball this past offseason.
: Joe Kelly, who threw pitches near the heads of Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa
: and then taunted Correa, was suspended eight games. Dodgers manager Dave
: Roberts was suspended one game. Astros manager Dusty Baker was also fined. Kelly
: will appeal his suspension, so he can play until his appeal is heard.
: MLB宣布了昨天我大Kelly主持正義的罰則
: Kelly修理作弊仔Bregman跟挑釁作弊仔Correa被禁賽八場，總教練蘿蔔被禁一場，
: Baker則遭到罰款
: 沒砸到的禁8場，砸到的可能禁五場，作弊仔沒禁賽，
: 這標準，嘻嘻
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