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This was probably the worst case I've ever seen at the ER. The guy had gone
almost completely blue and was ranting and raving about phase rush. Usually we
just give them some mana items to calm them down but since most of them were
removed we've been forced to try other methods but nothing was working this
time and his win rate just kept dropping. He had this crazed look in his eyes
and kept asking "where is my shield" and we just didn't know what to do anymore
until one of our interns told him "it's okay I hear Ryze was picked in a pro
game" and he just started screaming before being engulfed in blue flames
leaving behind only ashes and a photograph of a waveclear combo from 2018. The
problem is getting worse and I fear without another rework they might all be
lost.
隨便翻：
我遇到了一位main雷茲的玩家，
他大概是我在這個急診室裡看過最糟糕的患者了。
他全身的皮膚都變藍的，嘴裡一直碎碎唸相位衝擊被nerf的事
通常遇到這種病患，我們都是給他一點魔力道具來安撫他們，
不過由於這些道具大多都被移除了，我們只好試試別的辦法，
但這些辦法沒一個管用的，他的勝率還在不斷下探……
他的眼神帶著瘋狂，一直問：「我的盾咧？」
而我們已經束手無策。
這時有個實習醫師走過來，跟他說：
「沒事的，雷茲現在比賽還是可以選」
結果他突然開始尖叫，整個人被吞沒在藍色的火焰裡面，
最後只剩下一團灰，旁邊還有一張2018年的老照片，是關於舊版雷茲的清兵combo的
這個問題似乎越來越嚴重了，再不重製一下雷茲，我怕雷茲main要全沒了……
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是說雷茲現在好像真的有點慘
比賽可以選，soloQ爛到爆炸
riot永遠改不好的角色
只有極爲OP跟爛到笑兩種狀態