For years, tell all your fans you're a lonely virgin who was bullied in school
for being fat in order to maximize simp bucks.
這幾年 妳告訴你的粉絲你是邊緣處女 在學校因為太胖被同學霸凌 為了要賺錢 假裝自己
是受虐兒
Sexually harass your coworkers, but they don't mind that much because you're a
self professed virgin loser who's just lonely and in need of physical contact
and so are seen as mostly harmless.
對你的同事性騷擾 但它們不是很在意 因為你是一個自稱是處女的邊緣魯蛇 所以他們並不覺得你有害
Some guy on twitter keeps telling people he made it with you so you freak out
on your roommate account and tell everyone you haven't had a boyfriend in over
4 years, exposing your lie about being a virgin.
某個男的在推特一直說有跟你做愛過 所以你就在佐藤希的帳號發推 說自己已經單身超過
四年了 沒想到戳破之前說自己是邊緣處女的謊言
Cry on stream while being princess carried to masters by predators in APEX.
被兩個頂獵Carry一路躺到大師 結果在實況中哭的好像都靠自己
Spend hundreds of thousands of yen (several $1000) on akasupas for some random
dude's youtube channel
花一堆錢在男人頻道斗紅SC
Ask Coco for her Line contact info, only for her to respond, "Ew, gross".
跟會長要LINE的帳號 只因為會長說了一句 嘔 好噁
The drama with Haachama is some of the worst interpersonal drama in Hololive
history only because you made it public in the most unprofessional way
possible.
心祭大戰是Hololive歷史上最糟糕的一場人際關係鬧劇 就因為你這樣不動腦就隨便公開
發推罵人
Constantly flirt with male collab partners in front of your viewers, regularly
telling them you'll send them nudes if they want them.
在你粉絲面前不斷調情跟你連動的男V 還跟男V們說如果你們想要我的裸照 我可以傳給你
Literally in the middle of saying "I haven't had a boyfriend for over four yea
-" THE HAND appears. You make up the most obvious lie possible, but are still
willing to needlessly worry your most loyal and gullible fans.
在實況中說已經超過四年沒有男朋友 才說到一半 那隻手就出現了 你了編一個超爛的謊
言 讓你最鐵的粉絲們去無謂的為你擔心
Despite all of this, you're never once punished by Hololive management and
instead are featured in more and more promotions, which probably only means
one thing.
儘管這樣 但你從來沒有被Cover處罰過 還是可以在越來越多工商宣傳當主角
People realize that guy on twitter from earlier in the year was probably
telling the truth and was actually some guy she had a one night stand with.
這證明了一件事 年初那個在推特發推說跟你做愛過的那個男人 很有可能說的就是事實
而且還真的跟你搞過一夜情
這個好像是比較新版的馬自立文
之前有一個舊版的 更多更長
只是字好多 而且太舊的META我也看不懂
哭阿