※ 引述《qaz911420 (Fan)》之銘言
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As title
: 星街 holo成員都說很正 乃很扁的女人
: 曾經說過自己完全沒有戀愛經驗
: 綜合其神經病的個性 混混般的言談 與整天對著偶像紙片男發情的行為來看
: 此項敘述的可能性有百分之九十以上
: 但我認為像星街這樣的正妹之所以沒有男友 一定還有別的原因
: 那原因就是....
Hoshimachi. Members of hololive all agree that
she's a beautiful, flat woman.
Considering the facts that she's got crazy personality, talks like a ganster and
does sex with holostars everyday,
such statement is very possible to be true.
However, I think there must be a reason why a fine woman like Hoshimachi still d
oesn't have boyfriend till today.
And the reason is...
: 她喜歡我
She's in love with me.
: 沒錯 就是她喜歡我
: 至於原因為何 且聽我細細道來
Yes, she loves me.
And why's that? Hear me explain.
: 眾所周知 日本男人的身材都屌他媽爛
: 審美的天平也是朝著傑尼斯系娘砲的方向大幅傾斜
: 而日本的男人為了吸引大部分女人的目光 一定會會刻意讓自己變成娘砲
: 久而久之 日本街上就都是娘砲了
: 星街一定是因為看膩了日本娘砲 才堅持守身到如今的八
Everybody knows that japanese men all got shit virgin body.
Their ideal image of men also leans towards japanese idol fuckboys alot.
Thus, in order to attract more women in Japan, Japanese men have no choice but t
o become fuckboys too.
That's why you don't see real men in japanese streets nowadays.
Hoshimachi definitely is tired of these shitty femboys, thats why she's deligent
ly protecting her virginity until today.
: 而我 有可能就是她喜歡的類型
: 甚至 她其實就是去喜歡我 只是礙於身份 不方便表白罷了
: 你們縮對不對？
And me, I might just be the type she's into.
Maybe she's even already in love with me, but she can't propose due to her job.
Don't you guys agree??
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