[joke] Wendy

作者: EMANON231 (荷莉葉特)   2022-02-12 00:10:40
A man had a girlfriend named Wendy.
He decided to get a tattoo of her name on his penis.
When erect, it read "Wendy", and when flaccid, all you saw was "W" and "Y".
Out for dinner one day, he excused himself to the bathroom and went to the urina
l, next to him was a Jamaican man.
The man took a gander at the Jamaican's member and realized it had "W" and "Y" t
attoo'd on it as well.
He looked at him and said: "So your girlfriend's name is also Wendy?"
The Jamaican replied: "Nah man, it says: Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.
作者: aquafox (夏語遙在我床上)   2022-02-12 00:13:00
靠北 感覺好痛
作者: stupider45 (愚者)   2022-02-12 00:15:00
your girlfriend 不是you're
作者: EMANON231 (荷莉葉特)   2022-02-12 00:16:00
我直接複製來的,抱歉
作者: osopopototo (櫻巫女的馬桶)   2022-02-12 00:19:00
雖然看到一半就猜到了不過還是滿好笑的

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