※ 引述《mofass (廢文產生器)》之銘言：
: And I Jizz In My Pants
: 別跟妳的朋友講，不然我會宣揚妳很賤
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
每當你靠近我 我就射在褲子裡
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
你牽著我的手 我腦裡在演床戲
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
你說我沒動桃 我只是嗨得太早
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
我隨時戴著套子畢竟隨時會用到
https://i.imgur.com/Uf4cL7H.jpg
他是我小時候的偶像欸