Re: [閒聊] 感覺中國的問題不是習近平

作者: david7928 (設定暱稱)   2022-11-30 18:09:47
Xi is just one of those really suited to be gay......
Imagine that smile on his whore wife and daughter,
that expression while they swindle away the peoples' money and property.
In particular he also has attributes befitting a Chicom tyrant-emperor.
Then add in the fact that he only wants virgins...
And that he'd already gotten sick of all the ones he fucked within the
various provinces of mainland China.
One day he found a ball of tissue that was stained with blanks cummed by
the very Fifty Cent Army he raised himself, a single whiff of that scent
made him desperately want to stick his tongue out and lick it.
And from that point onwards, he frequently peeked on the Fifty Cent Army's
fap sessions, watching their small flaccid cocks;
on one hand Xi hated how low he was, being the leader of the CCP, but on
the other hand he furiously fapped, his cum pooling and flowing on and
across the floor.
After that, he often fapped to photos of Kim Jong-Un and the Fifty Cent
Army, sometimes he would expose his tiny dick in front of the Fifty Cent
Army's eyes, feigning ignorance, yet sneakily peeking at that bulge in the
Fifty Cent-ers' pants desperately wanting a hard-on.
Sadly, it was not to be.
※ 引述《tomuy (咖啡中毒)》之銘言
: 習大大應該認命味丹中國國家副主席
: 掃蕩全中國的貪腐
: 隨便搜刮全中國的偽娘
: 給習大大享用
: 習大大舒服惹
: 就不會攻打台灣惹 對啊
作者: lolicon (三次元滾開啦)   2022-11-30 18:10:00
翻譯啦 太長
作者: cities516 (安安路過)   2022-11-30 18:10:00
甲上

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