啊就是流傳10多年的Navy Seal Copypasta ,根本就是個人康蹟
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have
you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been
involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed
kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire
US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe
you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before
on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying
that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am
contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being
traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,
kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred
ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained
in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you
could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was
about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn
idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking
dead, kiddo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bjl0KHCQAg
啊哈!
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