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Lakers hit the wall against Wizards after break
巫師變魔法，湖人撞上牆
Bryant's three-point shot at the buzzer was short, so the Lakers lost to a
team that had been 6-26 on the road.
老大一記三分絕殺了湖人
湖人隊輸給了巫師.........客場戰績6-26的巫師
They also blew an easy chance at standings separation from Utah and remained
11/2 games ahead of the Jazz for the eighth and final playoff spot in the
Western Conference.
湖人隊煮熟的鴨子飛了
他們失去了一個很好的機會，把鹽爵甩開的機會
他們在西區爭季後賽只領先了1.5場勝差
But what's the big rush to the playoffs if the Lakers can't even win at home
against the Wizards? After leading by 18 in the final minute of the second
quarter?
不過如果他們連在主場迎戰巫師，還一度領先到18分都能輸掉
他們就算拿到了季後賽門票也是體驗券
Coach Mike D'Antoni was fuming afterward, delivering a lengthy rant on the
Lakers' collapse.
冷笑話非常生氣
他非常的火
"This is a good team that for whatever reason just can't get collectively,
mentally … get stimulated to do it every time," D'Antoni said before
scoffing at the Lakers' huddle breaks.
"這是隻good team，但是不知道是有什麼神秘力量"
"這隻球隊不能永遠保持著他們的注意力"
"We put our hands in, and you guys have probably seen it, we say
'Championship.' God, that's laughable. Championship? You've got to be kidding
me. Until they understand the importance of every possession offensively and
defensively and they've got to come out with some determination to be a good
basketball team, then we're just fooling ourselves. We're just making a
sham-mockery out of it or whatever you say it is."
"我們湊在一塊，然後別人看到我們的陣容都覺得很恐怖"
"這是隻冠軍隊伍啊!!!!!!"
"冠軍隊伍~~我的老天爺啊~~~頗哈~~~快笑死我了"
"除非我們球隊非常計較在乎每一次進攻和防守"
"我們要真的下定決心變成一隻很強的藍球團隊"
"不然我們都只是在騙自己"
"冠軍隊伍這個詞只是一種模仿我們的嘲笑"
D'Antoni had other things to say after the Lakers' record fell to 36-34.
冷笑話今天話有如滔滔江水，綿綿不絕
又有如黃河氾濫，一發不可收拾
"What happened was we didn't play hard enough," he said. "We think we can
just figure stuff out and just point. Trevor Ariza's got 12 attempts at
threes and he's wide open. That's inexcusable. It's just a matter of lapses
or gambling or 'I'm not going to play hard tonight because we'll just
outscore them.'
"由於我們不夠拼命，今天發生了什麼事情呢?"
"我們認為我們可以光靠得分壓垮對方"
"結果阿里殺三分球出手了十二次，幾乎都是大空檔!!!"
"這是不可原諒的"
"不管原因是單純的失誤還是賭著我們得分會贏過他們，所以我防守可以放鬆"
"I can't explain it, but every time we get up 16, it's like, 'Well, we're
really good and we don't have to play hard.' And we start messing with the
game and start messing with not moving the ball. You start messing with, 'I'm
just going to go one-on-one every time,' you start messing with the
basketball gods and they get you. The ball will roll around and go in for
them and it'll roll around and go out for us because we're messing with the
game.
"我不知道怎麼去描述他，不過就好像每次我們一領先到十六分"
"我們就會想著 我們超猛，太厲害了，可以輕鬆打"
"然後就開始錯誤百出，球都不會流動了"
"你會開始亂打，我每一球都要單打啦!!!!!"
"你得罪了籃球之神，然後報應會回到你身上"
"然後氣勢和球運就會開始遠離我們偏向對手，然後我們就會搞砸這場比賽"
"If we don't change that, well, obviously we won't make the playoffs, but
even if we do, then we'll get blown out in the playoffs."
"如果我們沒有改變這點，我們肯定會失去季後賽門票"
"即使我們好狗運進了，我們在季後賽一樣會被打爆"
The Lakers' protagonists were in the lineup for the first time since Jan. 30,
but the team was far from taking center stage.
湖人隊五虎皆列在陣前是1/30號以來的第一次
Dwight Howard had a very efficient 20 points and 15 rebounds but did not have
a shot in the fourth quarter, a pattern that happens too often to ignore.
魔獸很有效率 20分 15版
但是第四節完全沒出手........
這件事情好像常常發生齁
他常常在第四節被忽視
Howard's final shot came with three minutes left in the third quarter, a
layup that made him eight for nine. It's where he finished.
魔獸的最後一擊是在第三節還剩三分鐘
他投九中八 高效率
然後就變成背景了
Adding injury to insult, Antawn Jamison sustained a sprained right wrist.
X-rays were negative and he'll have an MRI on Saturday. He was hurt after his
dunk attempt was blocked by Kevin Seraphin with 1:10 left in the third
quarter.
不幸的是 AJ受傷了
X光結果是陰性，他會在禮拜六做進一步的MRI
他在第三節1:10秒的一記灌籃被Kevin檔下來的時候受傷的
Gasol looked about as advertised, missing eight of 10 shots while basically
trying to get back in shape after sitting out 20 games because of a tear
inside the bottom of his right foot. He had four points and eight rebounds in
21 minutes.
脖加索缺席了二十場比賽
今天首次回歸，狀況還沒完全回復
在場上看起來就只是個人形廣告看板
投十中二
上場 21分鐘拿下四分八籃板
Bryant was in facilitator mode most of the night after missing the better
part of three games because of a sprained left ankle. He had 21 points on
eight-for-18 shooting and also had 11 assists.
老大在因傷缺席了三場比賽後
今晚進入了助攻模式
投18中8 21分 但是有11助攻
He tried to turn up the offense in the fourth quarter, and had some success,
though his 11-footer with 5.9 seconds left rimmed out, the Lakers trailing by
two at the time.
他在第四節又進入了大家熟悉的老大模式和老大劇本，力挽狂瀾
投進了好幾顆球
不過如同劇本
暫停過後那顆剩下5.9秒的超遠豪洨球絕殺了湖人
He was tight-lipped after the game, unhappy but not uncorked like his coach.
他在比賽過後和冷笑話一樣滿臉不爽
不過他一句話都不肯說
Meanwhile, Bryant's former teammate, Ariza, made nine of 15 shots, including
a noteworthy seven from three-point range.
與此同時
老大的前隊友阿理殺投15中9，七顆三分球射翻湖人
John Wall had 24 points and 16 assists, but Ariza, guarded mainly by Bryant,
was the dagger, a name Lakers fans never quite forgot and a throwback to
happier times at Staples Center.
擋住湖人的一堵高牆則是24分 16助攻
不過湖人的致命傷 阿理殺 是由老大負責防守的
我想史坦波中心的湖人球迷是不會忘記阿理殺這個名字
還有由喜轉悲的今天...........
心得:
冷笑話到底在說誰呢??
這記者最後這一段又想說什麼呢?