這篇用英文讀起來蠻好笑der
Let's start with the Eastern Division
IND VS ATL
The Hawks were Spla~ Spla~ Spla~ Splashing 3 pointners. The Pacers ain't ready
for prime time. Kyle Korver was swating Roy Hibbert like a beast. Seriously, a
6'7" player blocking a 7'0" center, this is some REAL Cheese. In the end, Larry
Bird's face was like C'mon Cuh.
翻譯: 老鷹一直猛進三分球,溜馬根本還沒準備好要打季後賽,帥哥射手把七呎的我希蓋得
跟狗一樣。你沒看錯,一個6呎7的射手蓋掉一個7呎禁區球員的籃下投籃,這真的發生了!
比賽打完,溜馬總裁大鳥的臉臭的跟屎一樣 (搭配圖片服用 http://ppt.cc/euB4 )
MIA VS CHA
No sportsmanship for MJ's Team. The Heat was beasting and feasting in the first
game. The Bobcats got hit with the injury cheese.C'mon Al Jefferson, let's try
to win the repect and the next game.
翻譯: 嘖嘖嘖! 山貓好歹也是Michael Jordan的球隊,你熱火好歹讓一下,以示尊重籃球之
神嘛!! 山貓有受到傷勢的影響,但是Big AL 你要加油啊!!! 嘗試看看贏得下一場比賽與大
家的尊重吧!
CHI VS WAS
The Coaching cheese led the Wizards through Game 1. Randy Wittman, u ain't Greg
Popovich, baby. However, great job on coaching the team in Game 1. C'mon Noah!!
Stop Splashing 3s, that's a noob move, u ain't Stphen Curry baby! Gotta do
something on Nene.
翻譯: 強大的教練調度讓巫師贏得第一場比賽, Randy Wittman你雖然沒有馬刺波總的執教
功力,但這場真的帶的不差!法國舒淇加油啊!!不要耍腦惹,你又不是咖哩,投甚麼三分?下場
要守好Nene啊!!
BKN VS TOR
The Raptors got hit with the forth quarter cheese. Paul Pierce is beasting in
the final quarter, spashing 3s, making mid range. This series can go down to
the wire.
翻譯: 暴龍在第四節有點崩潰,被老皮打爆,又是三分,又是中距離,被射得滿頭包。這個系
列賽有機會纏鬥很久。
Now, The Western Division
SAS VS DAL
Tim Duncan was just beasting and feasting in the paint. The "Old People Cheese"
Dirk Nowitzki got that 99 shooting, but he ain't making any of them last night.
翻譯:叮噹肯真的太猛,在禁區殺進殺出。果然還是老人厲害啊! Dirk有強大的投射能力,但
昨天像中邪一樣,怎麼樣都投不進
OAK VS MEM
The Grizzlies got hit with the begging cheese. Kevin Durant was just ripping &
begging like a beast. Rhyming accidentally. Marc Gasol was like C'mon Cuh, this
ain't a foul, some real BS.
翻譯: 灰熊被買飯買得很慘, 美國圓仔靠著圓,大殺四方。(試試看英文,真的有押韻喔XD)
大家應該還記得最後一分鐘內有一個play,小嘎獸被HEBE臉抓住,結果還被吹犯規。
那時候的嘎獸擺出一副:拜託一下,HEBE臉抓住我耶,這根本不是犯規,根本是狗屎!!
GSW VS LAC
Both team got hit with the foul cheese. C'mon Cuh, this ain't WWE baby. Griffin
wanted to join the Splash Brohers, but he splashed on a fan. C'mon Cuh, this
ain't Songkran Festival baby.
翻譯:兩隊都有犯規麻煩,場面有點火爆,拜託!! 這是NBA,又不是WWE!! 幹籃哥想要加入浪
花兄弟,但是他卻是把飲料灑到球迷身上,拜託!! 這又不是泰國潑水節!!
HOU VS POR
James Harden was making noob moves all day, u ain't KD baby. Dwight Howard
wasn't choking on the Free Throw Line, but the Rockets got hit with the forth
quarter come back cheese. Aldrige was beasting in the post, while Lillard was
crossing over with that 99 speed.
翻譯: 我鬍一直幹蠢事,想買飯,但是拜託!!你又不是圓仔。草莓罰球忽然爆準,但還是在第
4節被阿拓追平。阿基基在低位殺翻對手,里拉德用著他的急速,不斷過爛對手。