[外絮] 騎士粉絲對於Olynyk的反應

作者: wilsonkoo (捲毛)   2015-05-01 06:29:38
來源: The Score http://ppt.cc/ZQZY
作者: Blake Murphy 2015/4/30
Olynyk was hit with a one-game suspension that will take effect to begin the
2015-16 season.
That punishment is nothing compared to the backlash he's receiving from
Cavaliers fans.While there are plenty of crude and offensive tweets going
Olynyk's way, a small corner of Cavaliers Twitter has taken a more clever,
realistic and, frankly, hurtful approach.
Olynyk的一場禁賽將會在2015-16開始時賽季生效.
但相較於他接受騎士隊粉絲的反制, 禁賽的處罰好像沒什麼. 比起很多Olynyk會預期到
的攻擊性tweet, 部份的騎士推特採取了比較實際, 中肯, 而又可以中傷的方法
採自推特:
Megan Huyghe:
@KellyOlynyk i hope everytime you go to change your sheets you can never get
the corner on just right
@KellyOlynyk我希望你換床單的時後永遠找不到正確的邊.
Erik Bobbitt:
@KellyOlynyk I hope next time you go to take a drink of water it's actually
full-calorie Sprite and you get confused for a moment
@KellyOlynyk我希望你下次喝水的時後其實是喝到卡路里滿滿的雪碧, 然後你會為此
錯愕一陣子.
StageCouschella:
I hope @KellyOlynyk steps on a Lego
我希望@KellyOlynyk踩到樂高.
Elijah:
Honestly hope Kelly Olynyk gets charged double meat prices every time he goes
to Chipotle from now on. Karma.
老實說, 我希望Kelly Olynyk從此去Chipotle(墨西哥餐廳)的時後都被要求付兩倍肉
份量的價錢.
Joe Chaffin :
@KellyOlynyk I won't wish any harm on you, but I hope every bite of cereal
you take for the rest of your life, you drip milk on your chin.
10:56 AM - 28 Apr 2015
@KellyOlynyk我不想傷害你, 但我希望以後你每吃一口早餐穀片時都會讓牛奶流到你的
下巴.
sportsyelling.:
I HOPE KELLY OLYNYK STEPS ON LEGOS FOR ETERNITY.
我希望Kelly Olynyk永遠踩在樂高上面.
sportsyelling.:
.@KellyOlynyk I HOPE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE AND AREN'T ABLE TO.
FOREVER. ALSO I HOPE YOU DONT FIND TRUE LOVE. BYE.
@KellyOlynyk我希望你每次有打噴嚏的感覺但卻又打不出來, 永遠. 不止這樣,
我希望你永遠找不到真愛. BYE.
sportsyelling.:
I HOPE YOU REALLY LIKE SOMEONE YOU'VE TALKED TO A FEW TIMES AND WHEN YOU SEE
THEM AGAIN THEY SAY "NICE TO MEET YOU" @KELLYOLYNYK
我希望你跟你喜歡的人聊過有一陣子, 但當你再看見他們的時後他們卻說 "很高興認識你
"
@KellyOlynyk.
sportsyelling.
.@KellyOlynyk I HOPE YOU BUY AVOCADO AND IT'S NOT RIPE AND THEN THE NEXT DAY
IT IS TOO RIPE AND UNUSABLE.
@KellyOlynyk我希望你買到不熟的鱷梨(美國很常見的水果, 須放熟), 然後當你隔天要吃
的時後卻太熟了.
sportsyelling.
.@KELLYOLYNYK I HOPE YOU START YOU CAN NEVER FIND A COMFORTABLE WATER
TEMPERATURE IN YOUR SHOWER EVER AGAIN. SCALDING OR FREEZING ONLY.
@KellyOlynyk我希望你從此以後洗澡永遠調不到舒適的水溫. 不是太燙就是太冷.
作者: popstarkirby (有梗的POP)   2015-05-01 06:31:00
就是酪梨阿..
作者: Encounter911 (旅人)   2015-05-01 06:59:00
踩到樂高....以後酸酸可不可以沿用這個梗...
作者: dixieland999 (迪西蘭)   2015-05-01 08:44:00
...該說是幽默感嗎...還是...???? XD
作者: patrickleeee (派脆)   2015-05-01 09:18:00
好像太殘忍了
作者: walter741225 (瓦特)   2015-05-01 09:19:00
酒駕撞死人 跟 喝酒再去撞人 真要比喻是後者
作者: Predrag26671 (這個人非常懶)   2015-05-01 09:38:00
祝你每次打字都按到閃現
作者: steven211037 (我當你爸爸)   2015-05-01 09:41:00
80 這樣對嗎?
作者: dogisburning (薄皮嫩雞)   2015-05-01 10:27:00
踩到樂高真的很痛啊....
作者: coolwind4410 (Taurus)   2015-05-01 12:32:00
希望你上大號忘記帶衛生紙

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