[外絮] 三則

作者: makihara (Frozen In Time)   2015-11-13 15:55:14
Kevin Garnett Bizarrely Compares Young Timberwolves to a Box of Puppies
http://tinyurl.com/or8hjn3
By Kyle Newport
“You know, it's almost like putting a bunch of puppies in a box,
and shaking it up, and watch(ing) the puppies go at it a little bit,”
bleacherreport 報導,當地時間週四,記者問 Garnett 與這麼多年輕人當隊友
是什麼感覺。KG回答:
“這就像把一群小狗放進一個箱子裡,然後搖一搖箱子,看這些小狗們怎麼做。”
bleacherreport 還在Instagram發佈了一張圖片,KG捧著一個紙箱子,箱子裡是
頭部被P成 Zachary LaVine、Karl-Anthony Towns 、Andrew Wiggins 的三隻小狗。
https://instagram.com/p/-ANbX4jBu4/?taken-by=bleacherreport
Metta World Peace says the Lakers are struggling because they have
‘fish brains'
http://tinyurl.com/ns4lhxs
Metta World Peace說隊友長了魚腦
“Some of the guys forgot how we got the lead, kind of like a fish,”
he said. “You know how fish dig their thing in 30 second intervals?
Then run into a mirror. Then they go, ‘Oh, that hurt…’ Sometimes
we forget and the fish brain comes out. Maybe they ate too much sushi.
Maybe they should just stick to the red meat. Maybe just be vegan.”
“有些球員會像魚一樣,忘記我們是如何取得領先的,”
“你知道魚每過三十秒就會犯同樣的錯誤,牠們撞上了一面鏡子,之後還會發生
那樣的事情。有些時候,我們也會健忘,就像長了魚腦一樣。.....”
談到如果 Jordan 復出場均可以拿幾分
“It depend how big his (Michael Jordan’s) belly is,”
World Peace replied with ease. “If he has a flat belly, I say 20 [points];
if he has a big belly, 6-9 [points].”
“這要看他的肚子有多大了,如果他有平坦的腹部,我會說20分,
但是如果他有一個很大的啤酒肚,那場均就只有6-9分了。”
Jimmy Butler has a 6,000-pound aquarium shaped like a boom box
http://tinyurl.com/nzk3rka
Jimmy Butler 近日購置了一個6000磅的水族箱,外型像手提錄音機同時還有內建喇叭,
可以讓魚兒聽鄉村音樂...
"[The fish] need a little country music," Butler said.
"Make them feel right at home. If you're going to be a part of my household
you've got to like country music."
“魚兒們需要一點鄉村音樂,這會讓牠們有賓至如歸的感覺。”
“如果你想成為我家的一部分,那麼你一定要喜歡鄉村音樂。”
作者: albertkingdo (alk)   2015-11-13 16:02:00
這三則新聞都好好笑
作者: swingingbear (Bear~XD)   2015-11-13 20:12:00
Jb這好酷Xd

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