[花邊] Brook Lopez說想被蝙蝠咬 然後變超級英雄

作者: pneumo (超☆冒險蓋)   2019-02-05 18:12:30
來源: SB Nation
網址: https://tinyurl.com/ycobqh7x
Brook Lopez wants a bat to bite him so he can become a superhero
Brook Lopez想被蝙蝠咬 這樣就可以變成超級英雄
The NBA has had a ton of run-ins with bats. In the last week, seven bats have
been spotted in two arena on three separate nights in San Antonio and Utah.
And it’s scaring a lot of players!
NBA球隊有過一堆與蝙蝠的短兵相接。就在上一周,總共有7隻蝙蝠分別在兩個場子,馬刺
場跟爵士場,在不同兩個晚上被看到。那嚇到了一堆球員!
Donovan Mitchell openly admitted that had the Jazz Bear mascot not have saved
the day, he would’ve went straight to the locker room and ditched his
warm-up routine. D’Angelo Russell actually ran into the tunnel at the sight
of a bat. And Rudy Gay hid behind a ref!
Donovan Mitchell公開承認要不是爵士吉祥物解決了蝙蝠,他是會直接走進球員休息室,
就跳過他賽前暖身活動的。D'Angelo Russel則是在看到蝙蝠就直接飛奔進通道的,Rudy
Gay則是躲在裁判後面。
Not everyone is afraid of bats, though. In fact some are actively seeking
they bite them.
然而,不是每個球員都怕蝙蝠。事實上,有些人還很想被他們咬到。
On Saturday night after the Bucks beat the Wizards, SB Nation spoke to Brook
Lopez on what he’d do if faced with a bat on the court. Here is the entirety
of that conversation:
星期六當在公鹿擊敗巫師後,Brook Lopez賽後被問到若是在場上碰到蝙蝠時他會怎麼做,
以下是完整對話:
Brook Lopez: If you’ve learned anything from the modern superhero myth, if
you see a bat around and it bites you, you have a 75 percent chance of ending
up a superhero. Otherwise you’ll probably get really get sick. But it’d be
cool to be a superhero. You don’t need to be too afraid, I’d say give it a
shot.
Lopez: 「若是說我們從現代這麼些超級英雄故事裡學到了些甚麼的話,假若看到了一隻蝙
蝠後被咬了,那會有75趴的機率會變成超級英雄;不然就是會生場大病。但是可以變成超
級英雄是件很酷的事,大家不需要太害怕,我會想要試試看的。」
SB Nation: So you’re going to let the bat bite you?
記者:「所以你就會讓那蝙蝠咬你?」
Brook: Yeah, absolutely.
Brook: 「是阿!那是當然的!」
SB: Are you going to just stick out your hands?
記者: 「那你就會把手伸出來嗎?」
Brook: I’m just going to just make myself available. At that point, it’s up
to the bat. A lot of it is up to fate in these superhero stories. But I want
to give myself a shot.
Brook: 「我只是會讓我處在讓他們可以咬我的狀態,至於咬哪裡,就是看牠囉!在那些超
級英雄故事,很多都是讓命運去決定的。我會給我自己一個機會的。」
作者: currylovekuo (cyn2000)   2019-02-05 19:38:00
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作者: XtinaGrimmie (Hecox)   2019-02-05 19:39:00
Ozzy:咬蝙蝠算嗎
作者: answermangtr (你今天抓了嘛)   2019-02-05 19:22:00
被龜頭咬 變成屌面人
作者: BigBigBaller (冥進凍狗幹豬母生)   2019-02-05 18:21:00
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作者: onizuka7kimo (JR)   2019-02-05 21:53:00
可能是希望變有錢吧
作者: taiwanmonkey (RYAN)   2019-02-06 10:58:00
結果是蝙蝠變強

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