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Dancing Kawhi Leonard was the NBA All-Star Game’s most robotic meme
在明星賽跳舞的Kawhi Leonard在網路上瘋傳
Kawhi Leonard’s narrative as the NBA’s best-running robot will never reach
an apex. His legend grows bigger and bigger by the day, because there is no
end to the humor of one of the best players in one of sports’ most
passionate game showing no emotions.
Kawhi Leonard被說成是NBA裡運作超精良的機器人的說法一直流傳不已，而且越傳越廣，
因為在這樣激情的比賽，他完全不表現出任何情緒，這讓大家從他身上得到源源不絕的樂
趣。
At the 2019 NBA All-Star Game, Leonard showed us his latest system update. He
tried to dance, and it went exactly how you think it would.
而在今年的明星賽，Leonard讓大家看到最新的系統更新：他嘗試跳舞，而且就如同大家所
想像的一樣。
原始版本：https://twitter.com/i/status/1097348386590785536
This instantly became a meme, as internet hero C.J. Fogler prompted Twitter
users to add their own music to which Leonard could dance.
這段影片很快就在網路上瘋傳，網路名人C.J. Fogler鼓勵推特用戶加些音樂上去。
饒舌Offset版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097356564623695872
機器人音樂版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097360037633314816
迪斯可Earth Wind&Fire版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097352441643888640
墨西哥派對音樂版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097351666993573888
拉美音樂版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097352893940813824
可愛自己笑聲版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097355071707324416
In order to properly appreciate Leonard, let’s remember his best
robot-trying-to-be-a-human moments.
為了讓大家更了解Leonard，來回顧一下之前機器人嘗試想成為人類的片段。
1. His freakin’ laugh
This is his best moment so far. This will be funny 300 years from now.
Leonard legitimately told people he was a “fun guy” and then proceeded to
laugh like his chip was malfunctioning.
1. 可愛的魔性笑聲
這大概會是他最經典的片段，可以在300年後都覺得很好笑。Leonard認真的說他是個"有趣
的人"，然後開始笑的讓大家覺得他的晶片壞掉了。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/zIwh0njInPk
改編NBA on NBC版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1052046504343601152
2. Indubitably
Do y’all remember the old HEB commercial where Leonard says indubitably?
Because — ha, ha, ha, ha — it’s even funnier in 2019.
2. 可愛念"Indubitably"
大家記得之前Leonard在幫超市HEB拍廣告念indubitably嗎? 因為在今年來看更加好笑。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/DAuo_LkXAQ4
Also, you can hear his laugh when reporters ask him to say it again, and it’
s PERFECT:
後來他被記者要求再講一次indubitably，大家可以再一次聽到他的笑聲。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/3HuFgw-B3L8
3. When then-Grizzlies coach David Fizdale flat out called him a robot
Fizdale said he didn’t hear him breathing and also said he bleeds
anti-freeze.
3. 當那時候還是灰熊教練的David Fizdale直接說可愛就是個機器人
Fizdale說他沒聽到過可愛的呼吸聲，而且宣稱他血管裡流的是抗凍劑。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/mTffdOM3UwI
LMFAO.
笑死人了。
Please stick around, as this page will be updated each time our robot hero
Leonard does something hilarious.
敬請期待，這個清單會隨著機器人Leonard做更多爆笑的事會越來越長。