[花邊] 爵士隊武漢肺炎的內幕

作者: Bainite (Hypoeutectoid)   2020-04-11 11:52:16
文章連結:https://reurl.cc/KkQNNn
這篇是Reddit鄉民節錄THE ATHLETIC的內文,是有關爵士隊武漢肺炎的內幕。
經過這個鄉民同意翻譯給大家看看。
#Excerpt:
As the Tuesday afternoon trip commenced, teammates noticed Gobert coughing
and showing the effects of whatever ailed him. Some of them encouraged him to
treat his illness, prodding Gobert to skip the conventional medicines and
teas and head straight to the trainers for a coronavirus test, according to
sources. Yet Gobert, who believed he felt good enough to play in the
Wednesday game against the Thunder, clearly didn’t see his symptoms as
severe enough to warrant such a reaction.
在禮拜二下午,爵士隊球員發現Gobert在咳嗽並有一些症狀。有些人勸他去治療他的病症,希望他可以跳過一般的治療直接做武漢肺炎的檢驗。
但是Gobert相信他自己沒事並且能夠出賽禮拜三對雷霆的比賽,並認為他的症狀沒有嚴重到需要提前預防。
#Added two more for context:
#Excerpt on Jazz' preparation for the coronavirus:
As Snyder remembers it, the Jazz’s first meeting to discuss the coronavirus
and COVID-19 was on a Feb. 25 practice day at home. The NBA’s first memo
instructing teams to discuss the dangers of the disease didn’t come until
March 1. The Jazz’s precautions, and the meetings, would only grow more
comprehensive from there.
根據爵士隊總教練回憶,爵士第一次針對武漢肺炎的開會是在二月二十五號的自主訓練日。
NBA官方防疫備忘錄是一直到三月一號才發布。如果官方早點公布,爵士的預先防範與開會內容將會更具全面性。
#Another one:
Not everybody would heed the advice, of course.
As it turns out, that was also the day Gobert had his regrettable moment,
touching the microphones of media members as he left his press conference
after the morning shoot-around. It was a bad move, a practical joke gone
wrong that was, in part, poking fun at the league’s new policy of keeping
reporters six feet away from players during media interviews at that time.
當然不會每一個人都重視聯盟的叮嚀。
結果Gobert做出了讓他之後非常後悔的事-在早晨投射練習後的記者會結束後,把所有麥克風都摸了一遍。
這很不明智,一個嘲笑聯盟要記者與球員保持6英呎距離的政策的笑話讓他出事了。
But in the wake of all those COVID-19 lessons, it made it even harder to
understand why he would do such a thing. What’s more, it wasn’t just the
public who deemed his attitude toward the coronavirus irresponsible. There
were members of his Jazz family who were disappointed by the message he was
sending (Gobert, who has since apologized for his mistake on social media,
declined to be interviewed for this story)
但就是在這麼多的肺炎防疫資訊,讓我們很難去理解為什麼他要這麼做。不僅只有大眾認為他這樣的行為很不負責任,爵士隊內部有一些人也對他的行為非常失望。
(Gobert拒絕接受這篇作者的訪問)
<底下g8留言>
鄉民1號:一定還有更多是我們不知道的(肯定有的),但如果真的是Gobert讓Mitchell生病的話,那這一定是史上兩個全明星所發生最詭異的化學反應。
鄉民2號:比較像是生物反應吧?我說對惹嗎?
鄉民3號:They work in tandem. I hope it wasn't backside attack.(他們站位是一前一後,我希望這不是背面進攻*)
*我覺得這個超好笑,backside attack 是有機化學學到的SN2反應。Nucleophile從Substrate後面插入完成反應。想到大二的回憶啊XD。
鄉民4號:我從來沒想過在NBA板可以看到SN2的笑話...
作者: roger2623900 (whitecrow)   2020-04-11 12:53:00
如果因為這樣被爵士賣掉 說實話也是合情合理
作者: Liaocavalier (Liao272727)   2020-04-11 13:35:00
歐洲人低智商表現 寫照,已經給他們一個月時間防疫
作者: KevinOConnor (歐康納)   2020-04-11 13:38:00
病毒戰爭真的不是說假的 罪魁禍首明明是中國 卻造成他國內部猜忌 檢討被害者
作者: fragmentwing (片翼碎夢)   2020-04-11 14:06:00
SN2 XD 要先有一定知識才能看懂的理組笑話
作者: NCTUEE800808 (交大碇真嗣)   2020-04-11 14:11:00
3號 根本甲甲知我心 o.o
作者: RandyOrlando (蘭迪)   2020-04-11 14:40:00
如果是先有症狀 別人叫他去看醫生還不看 還跑去摸麥克風 那被排擠不意外
作者: KiniroMosaic (梓妹妹)   2020-04-11 14:59:00
SN2是三小啦....有機化學頭好痛啊..
作者: jack19931993 (三無少年)   2020-04-12 08:01:00
這種人被黑有什麼好護的

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