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Date: 1st Apr 2016 , Fri
Daily Horoscope
If you've been thinking about starting a new creative project, Scorpio, don't
try to do it today. Friends and family could vie for your attention and
distract you. Other responsibilities could interfere with your desire to get
going on it now. Don't hesitate to try to come up with ideas, but you might
have to wait until tomorrow to start the work. Tomorrow you should be raring
to go. Be patient!
蠍子，如果你一直在構思關於開始新的創意計劃的話，
別在今天作任何嘗試。
朋友和家人會奪走你的注意力並且令你分心。
其他職務會妨礙你去繼續構思這個計劃的渴望。
不用顧慮，嘗試構思更多的想法吧，不過你應該等到明天才開始行動。
明天你應該巴不得馬上就開始。
所以今天先耐心一點吧！
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Love Horoscope
The movement of the heavenly bodies may mean that your date this evening has
a distinctly philosophic approach to life. Not only this, but their attitude
is unique as well. Although there may not be any great show of passion right
away, you will find yourself enthralled by the new levels and dimensions of
conversation you both uncover. This may become a deep friendship before it
becomes anything else.
天體的運動意味著你晚上的約會有著很達觀的生活態度。
不止如此，他們的態度亦會同樣地獨特。
雖然可能沒有馬上表現出甚麼特別的熱情，
但你會發現自己被你們拓展的全新對話層次及範圍吸引住了。
在這變成其他情況之前這將會是一段很深入的友誼。
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