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Date: 29th September 2016 , Thu
Daily Horoscope
It has been said that you can never have too many friends, Scorpio, but today
you might wonder if perhaps you do. Your phone could be ringing off the hook.
One person after another will be soliciting you for advice and your famous
shoulder to cry on. Be patient. One day you may need that person to be there
for you. Try to listen and keep your sense of humor about you.
有人會說你不會有太多朋友，蠍子，
但今天你也許可能會為你可能做的事而驚訝。
你的電話可能會響個不停。
一個又一個人將會來徵求你的意見和在你有名的肩膀上尋求慰藉。
耐心一點。總有一天你可能會需要那個人在你身邊的。
試著去聆聽並且保持你身上的幽默感吧。
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Love Horoscope
It is because of your unique approach that you draw a very broad mix of
people to you. Today, however, you have a very good chance of attracting
someone as different as yourself. You may find this a little disconcerting,
because neither of you will admit to playing the romance game as it is
normally played - but that doesn't mean you won't have fun.
由於你的獨特態度使你吸引到各種不同的人來到你身邊。
然而，今天你有個非常好的機會去吸引一個與你截然不同的人。
你可能會感到有點難堪，
因為即使你們已經在玩這場愛情遊戲，
你們雙方都不會承認你們有在玩的 -
但不代表你們沒有從中得到樂趣。
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前略，這種青春戀愛喜劇還是想想就好
另外我以後會早點的了...如果我沒在玩WOW的話