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Date: 24th November 2016 , Thu
Daily Horoscope
You may be barking up the wrong tree today, Scorpio. Before you waste all
your energy on your podium proclaiming your thoughts to the world, it would
behoove you to stop, look around, and notice your audience. How are they
reacting to your tirade? Are people walking away or are they cheering?
Perhaps you need to let someone else have a turn at the microphone.
天蠍座的你今天可能會弄錯目標。
在你將能量全部浪費在講臺上向世界表明你的想法之前，
你有必要先停下來，望望四周，好好注意一下你的觀眾。
他們對你的長篇大論有甚麼反應?
究竟他們是一走了之還是在歡呼喝彩？
也許你需要給他們一個拿起麥克風的機會。
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Love Horoscope
You feel really good today. If you are in a relationship, try taking a loved
one out to dinner and spoiling them. Take time to tell your sweetie how you
really feel, as this will strengthen the bond between you. If you are looking
for love, then you may find it by helping out another in a difficult
situation.
你今天會感到非常之好。
如果你正在和某人交往的話，
試著帶你的戀人到外面吃飯討好一下他們吧。
花點時間讓你的甜心明白你的真正感受，
因為這會強化你們之間的聯繫。
如果你在尋找愛情的話，
那麼你會在幫助他人脫離困境時遇上這個人。
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