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Date: 1st April 2017 , Sat
Daily Horoscope
You will get much farther than you think today, even with minimal effort,
Scorpio. There are plenty of avenues to take now, so even if one is jammed,
there's always another that you can reach easily. Soon you will arrive at
your destination with time to spare. The trick is to keep moving. Don't get
stuck in one place with your engine running.
今天你所得到的將會超出你的預期，即使你只是付出了極少的努力，蠍子。
你有很多不同的路可以選擇，所以即使其中一條路走不通，
總會有一條路對你來說比較容易走的。
隨著時間流逝很快你就會到達你的目的地。
訣竅是保持前進的步伐。
別讓你的引擎運行時卡在某一個地方。
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Love Horoscope
Rather than following the same pattern in your latest relationship as you did
in previous ones, the movement of the heavenly bodies indicates that it would
be of benefit to reflect on where this particular liaison is going. Is it
heading where you would like it to? This is particularly important before you
are in way over your head and lose your sense of perspective.
相比起像之前那段關係那般遵循著同樣的模式，
天體的運行表明反思這段特定關係的走向是有利而無害的。
這段關係有向著你期望的方向發展嗎?
在你難以理解和失去觀點前這件事情是特別重要的。
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昨天真的是人生最糟糕的一天啊
虧我還可以在別人面前笑出來...