※ 引述《world9918 (World)》之銘言：
: (雷
: 請問最後聖誕老人被關在NSA的機房裡是有什麼梗嗎?
: 我一直沒懂這個笑點
: 還是只是沒理由的惡搞?
聖誕老人知道誰是乖小孩和誰是壞小孩﹐
然後每年聖誕節之前﹐
他會把做了壞事或不聽話的小孩寫在naughty list裡﹐也就是壞小孩的名單。
聖誕節﹐好孩子在掛著的襪子裡得到玩具﹐
壞小孩則是得到一塊煤炭。
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town