作者:
chinpopo (chinpopo)
2019-04-01 23:28:52http://starcraft2-en-us-news-22940765.tk/
即使在四月一號暴雪也不忘要勤勞更新遊戲
人族
礦螺
血量60 > 100
能源50 > 40
速度3.94 > 4.13
雷神
大小5.2 > 4.9
high impact payload 對護盾+5
詭雷
冷卻時不現形
蟲族
異化蟲
變成空軍單位而且對空+2傷害
母后
可以騎在異化蟲身上而且速度1.31 > 5.37
騎在異化蟲身上不會被傷害
蟲洞
蟲洞永久隱形
護甲上升至無限
卸載從 0.36 > 0.
神族
神族玩家會被刪帳，但是可以在 reddit 貼梗圖
bug fixes
campaign
自由之翼：避免讓人以為人族在一對一比劇情 op
虛空之遺：修正討厭的 bug 防止暴雪管理層專注手遊市場
versus
堡壘建造時間基於你的時區
渡鴉的版本將變成隨機因為沒人知道它到底該變成什麼樣子
ui
修正 feardragon (英文台常見賽評) 的頭像
修正某些玩家仍然可以使用 dva 播報員的 bug
修正 bug 避免有人真的以為這不是愚人節假補丁
Terran
MULE
Energy cost decreased from 50 to 40.
Health increased from 60 to 100.
Speed increased from 3.94 to 4.13.
Thor
Model size decreased from 5.2 to 3.9.
High Impact Payload now does +5 bonus damage against shields.
Widow Mine
Widow Mines are no longer revealed when Sentinel Missile is on cooldown.
Zerg
Zergling
Zergling are now flying units.
Zergling can now attack air units and does 10 (+2) damage.
Queen
Queens can now ride a Zergling to boost their speed from 1.31 to 5.37.
While riding a Zergling, the Queen can't take any damage from ennemy units.
Nydus Network/Nydus Worm
Nydus Worm are now permanently cloaked.
Nydus Worm armor while emerging increased from 6 to ∞.
Nydus Network and Nydus Worm initial unload delay decreased from 0.36 to 0.
Protoss
Due to popular demand, we finally decided to remove Protoss from Starcraft II.
Each Protoss player will get their account deleted.
They will still be able to post juicy memes on reddit of course.
BUG FIXES
Campaign
Wings of Liberty: Fixed an issue that caused people to think Terrans were as
Legacy of the Void: Fixed a nasty bug that caused Blizzard management to foc
Versus
Bunker build time will now depend on the timezone you are in.
The Raven's patch version will now be random because no one knows what this unit should be like.
UI
Fixed the text for FearDragon’s portrait.
Fixed an issue that caused certain people to still be able to use and see the D.va announcer.
Fixed a bug where people though this was an official balance patch and not a fake website for April fool's day.
作者:
kira925 (1 2 3 4 疾風炭)
2019-04-01 23:41:00wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
渡鴉的版本隨機 因為沒人知道這個單位應該怎樣是什麼樣子
作者:
chinpopo (chinpopo)
2019-04-01 23:42:00了解，另外英文原文好像被吃掉一些，我看看怎樣修
作者:
mistel (Mistel)
2019-04-02 00:09:00我大蟲族終於可以用基本兵幹棱鏡了 嘻嘻
T的看起來還滿像一回事的www異化蟲說的是變成空軍單位，不只是可以飛等等看了原文後我收回挺像一回事的那一句
作者:
amsmsk (449)
2019-04-02 00:25:00神族合理XDDD
作者:
andy086 (andy)
2019-04-02 00:29:00一開始還很認真看人類...
作者:
dululu (Eggs? Exterminate!)
2019-04-02 00:50:00哲學流又可以變主流戰術啦
作者:
positMIT (MarineQueen)
2019-04-02 00:56:00還是想要盛竹如QQ
作者: flower8613 (花花) 2019-04-02 02:19:00
請問新版本什麼時候上
作者: kevin851002 (smileslime) 2019-04-02 03:21:00
mobile market 真D有梗
作者:
tonyxfg (tonyxfg)
2019-04-02 08:28:00后蟲騎在異化蟲上，想像了下畫面...很像是那種正太被大姊姊硬上的漫畫XD
作者:
dr45jfga (xvav5ip)
2019-04-02 08:32:00抓到了，暴雪是P黑 :P
作者:
stark (凜冬將至-)
2019-04-02 10:08:00想玩新版本
作者: Joey0222 (范范) 2019-04-02 10:44:00
我就說P imba......咦？！
作者:
kira925 (1 2 3 4 疾風炭)
2019-04-02 11:05:00雷神那個其實我還覺得不是不行就是www
不過礦羅應該要改一下 玩到一半還要看礦羅能量 採到一半死了掉在路上又不見
后蟲寫的是（from enemy unit) 所以搞不好自己人能打wwwwww
作者:
shefu120 (hsu2402)
2019-04-02 21:35:00神族玩家QQ wwwwwwwww
作者: Amushroom (心賴散人l馬徐潤) 2019-04-02 23:09:00
移除神族XD