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Re: [欠幹] 好個箱屍命案啊！剛剛撿回了一條命啊！ …

作者: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 15:18:32
(原文恕刪....) 一樣請愛用PAGE DOWN鍵....^^
原文的拉拉老師...跟我一樣笨^^"....
看到拉拉老師那篇真是心有戚戚焉....
因為我國小四還五年級寒假幹過一樣的蠢事...
但是我不是把自己關在行李箱....
我是...把自己...關在棉被裡..=_____="
想當年那寒假還是么受冷.....
每天七早八早媽媽都會拖我陪他去溜狗,慢跑+買菜...
我是個非常會賴床的人...
媽媽叫醒我的辦法就是直接用力抽掉我那厚厚的棉被...
忽然一股冷意從腳底板冷到天靈蓋...
這樣我就會起床了...
(接下來的情節我想你們都猜到了...不過有小爆點...)
某一天夜裡...當時還是個天真小蘿莉的我暗自想著
【明天早上我絕對不要再被抽走厚厚的棉被～然後被冷醒了】
於是....我自以為很聰明的....
將被單拉鍊打開...整個身子鑽了進去...再把拉鍊關上...
然後就很安穩的進入夢鄉...
然後...
然後...
然後...
半夜夜裡....我被尿意和悶悶的空氣給弄醒了....
這時我開始找尋拉鍊頭.....想要出去尿尿....
【嗯？！阿～拉鍊頭勒．．．．怎麼抓不到】
原來拉鍊頭整個被我遺留在外面了.......
(我明明記得那時我還特別留了一根手指頭可以出去的小洞阿~怎麼也不見了?)
那時已經半夜不知道幾點了...(因為我看不到鬧鐘=_=")
我只記得我真的有嘗試大聲的叫...
但是沒人理我...
我在被單裡面又真的很想要尿尿和快悶死了...
於是我開始大哭...被自己的愚蠢給氣死...먊哭累了又睡著...
(我沒有尿床啦....超ㄍ一ㄣ的)
作者: xgodtw (礦工)   2006-01-12 21:26:00
太酷了!!我笑了
作者: iceworld25 (一江春水向東流)   2006-05-23 15:20:00
嗯 兩個ㄧ樣笨...
作者: leetedy (oi)   2006-05-23 15:20:00
好囧的媽媽一直哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: GeniusMrlai ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)   2006-05-23 15:21:00
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作者: docuti   2006-05-23 15:21:00
一樣好笑XDDDD
作者: breadflower (路人119)   2006-05-23 15:24:00
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作者: applexgreen (人不瘋狂枉少年)   2006-05-23 15:28:00
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作者: LucAngel (清澈深遠的藍空)   2006-05-23 15:29:00
果然是有其母必有其女...... 囧rz
作者: PopJohnny (我是強尼)   2006-05-23 15:32:00
well....一樣笨..
作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉強します)   2006-05-23 15:35:00
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作者: confide (長長的路要揮霍地走)   2006-05-23 15:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD我也做過這種事 不過我有爬出來XDD
作者: amazing922   2006-05-23 15:41:00
XD
作者: yajuyeh (Shopping Heaven)   2006-05-23 15:54:00
XDXD
作者: Luxemburg   2006-05-23 15:55:00
羅莉圖呢
作者: mysteryou (忘了)   2006-05-23 15:56:00
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作者: elena0708 (Elena)   2006-05-23 15:58:00
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作者: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 15:58:00
怎麼一推人丟水球要蘿莉圖...我是小小黑蘿莉耶..
作者: stayforever (看三小看我髒制加)   2006-05-23 15:58:00
原po死於棉被中
作者: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 15:59:00
不會有人想要看的啦^^不要再問了啦...
作者: Arlen7119 (不過就是暱稱)   2006-05-23 16:00:00
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作者: meisterhaft (唉唷胃呀(￣y▽￣)╭)   2006-05-23 16:01:00
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作者: tsctao (再慘也不過如此)   2006-05-23 16:02:00
妳可以確定妳是妳媽親生的了XD
作者: geniustwo (每天都是一種練習)   2006-05-23 16:06:00
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作者: UstillmyNo1 (小瓶)   2006-05-23 16:07:00
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作者: Jube (簡單的幸福)   2006-05-23 16:08:00
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作者: orangetv (勇敢的黑鮪魚)   2006-05-23 16:14:00
XD
作者: leoellen (紫晶)   2006-05-23 16:15:00
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作者: peyyu (惡魔曉)   2006-05-23 16:19:00
XD
作者: Allen0516 (彼岸花)   2006-05-23 16:21:00
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作者: yche0928   2006-05-23 16:21:00
你寫的都好好笑喔。XD(但一直到剛才我才曉得你是女生)
作者: bluealumi (阿嚕米)   2006-05-23 16:22:00
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作者: alubar (龜山下智久)   2006-05-23 16:28:00
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作者: adonistung   2006-05-23 16:53:00
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作者: chrissuen   2006-05-23 16:53:00
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作者: lovepuff   2006-05-23 16:56:00
有其母必有其女…XD
作者: supersam623 (化予東風)   2006-05-23 16:58:00
你媽媽說不定是鶴屋學姐歐 XD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: howhow (howhow)   2006-05-23 17:02:00
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作者: ffwind (培)   2006-05-23 17:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 妳果然是媽媽的女兒
作者: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 17:25:00
鶴屋學姐是....誰阿....=_="阿我不知道耶~哈....
作者: flysnoopy (荷包蛋)   2006-05-23 17:37:00
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作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-05-23 17:37:00
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作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派)   2006-05-23 17:45:00
XDDDDD 太好笑啦
作者: ncdd (girl)   2006-05-23 17:51:00
XD
作者: angel6502 (倉木徹 TetsuKuraki)   2006-05-23 17:54:00
哇哈哈哈哈哈哈~~我又狂笑一次了~~XDDDDDDDDD
作者: otom ( )   2006-05-23 18:11:00
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作者: SophiaCat   2006-05-23 18:19:00
推媽媽
作者: LightyBlue   2006-05-23 18:21:00
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作者: monicalu (piglet)   2006-05-23 18:27:00
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作者: chuehyeh (雁子)   2006-05-23 18:46:00
鶴屋學姐 涼宮春日裡唯一能跟春日比朝氣的角色
作者: zselon   2006-05-23 18:50:00
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作者: October29 (繭居小刺蝟)   2006-05-23 19:00:00
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作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉強します)   2006-05-23 19:02:00
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作者: winnie2002 (維妮)   2006-05-23 19:16:00
哈哈哈~好可愛喔...
作者: LodMarsa   2006-05-23 19:28:00
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作者: Megumi (愛思愛思)   2006-05-23 19:34:00
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作者: spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！)   2006-05-23 19:47:00
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作者: cocoamia (雨中旋轉)   2006-05-23 19:57:00
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作者: mozunato   2006-05-23 20:00:00
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作者: hyelim (沒什麼好怕的 XDDDD)   2006-05-23 20:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 快笑死了
作者: ada73 (達叔)   2006-05-23 20:16:00
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作者: qqoc   2006-05-23 20:19:00
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作者: ayayuki (Fur Elise)   2006-05-23 20:25:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~笑死我了~
作者: chening (^^)   2006-05-23 20:30:00
哈哈哈 怎麼那麼好笑 妳媽也很寶
作者: lawagav   2006-05-23 20:36:00
哈哈哈~~~好可愛啊~~~哈哈哈
作者: evolutionvii   2006-05-23 20:52:00
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作者: GOODWISHES   2006-05-23 20:56:00
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作者: franreaac (歲暮陰陽催短景)   2006-05-23 21:01:00
有笨!
作者: joy71 (朝目標邁進)   2006-05-23 21:17:00
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作者: hypocriteee (寶妮)   2006-05-23 21:18:00
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作者: iamcrayons   2006-05-23 21:18:00
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作者: cinlia (c妹妹)   2006-05-23 21:18:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blueices (惟)   2006-05-23 21:21:00
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作者: arrakis (DukeLeto)   2006-05-23 21:23:00
被子裡面比較好玩XD 可以跑來跑去...
作者: tiamokyo (撿)   2006-05-23 21:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chengyi74226 (霽月)   2006-05-23 21:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD斷了...斷了.....噗哈哈哈
作者: MoodyMood   2006-05-23 21:34:00
是ㄍㄧㄥ吧?
作者: enjoy0718 (重出江湖)   2006-05-23 21:37:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: ujmyhnqaz (dfsfafdsafdas)   2006-05-23 21:51:00
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作者: HenryYee ( )   2006-05-23 22:18:00
繼"已經不閃的學姊"之後再一力作
作者: coolhunt (獵酷)   2006-05-23 22:22:00
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作者: iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潛蛟)   2006-05-23 22:56:00
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作者: zteorq   2006-05-23 22:56:00
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作者: poor   2006-05-23 23:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: carinoa   2006-05-23 23:48:00
哈哈哈...好好笑喔!!!!!
作者: icu331 (網路實在有夠慢....)   2006-05-23 23:53:00
真的很好笑ㄟ~~~
作者: mahou (Hola)   2006-05-24 00:01:00
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作者: cbate (自由是用錢買不到的)   2006-05-24 00:02:00
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作者: cchan (好血管)   2006-05-24 00:10:00
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作者: PDAN (石頭)   2006-05-24 00:37:00
妳媽媽真是好玩 XD
作者: aeriel (如何造個理想世界?)   2006-05-24 00:55:00
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作者: yucat (12)   2006-05-24 01:07:00
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作者: kowaco (龍影無明)   2006-05-24 01:46:00
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作者: JackKKK   2006-05-24 02:28:00
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作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2006-05-24 03:02:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: pell8335 (孩子氣)   2006-05-24 05:00:00
伸~~~~~羅莉圖
作者: CapucinePlus   2006-05-24 05:22:00
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作者: papapapapa   2006-05-24 05:37:00
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作者: mikechang (黑色的Hornet 599 >\\\<)   2006-05-24 06:35:00
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作者: yrbu (總是敲錯門的高潮)   2006-05-24 06:56:00
很好笑耶 哈哈哈哈哈哈hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhah
作者: bajiqa (多爾)   2006-05-24 09:11:00
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作者: simpleduck (simplelife)   2006-05-24 09:11:00
一樣笨 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: clgai (西欸羅居欸哀)   2006-05-24 09:33:00
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作者: peggy0831 (Peggy)   2006-05-24 09:39:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: stabber111 (怪胎)   2006-05-24 10:27:00
XD
作者: aowl   2006-05-24 11:42:00
虧你想得到!
作者: Popson (忙￾N)   2006-05-24 11:52:00
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作者: pequenola   2006-05-24 11:59:00
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作者: dreamever   2006-05-24 13:34:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: Mahal (Cappuccino)   2006-05-24 13:55:00
噗 狂笑啦XDDDDDDDD
作者: soundeffect   2006-05-24 14:29:00
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作者: zaop (不應該)   2006-05-24 15:14:00
有夠好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: those0   2006-05-24 16:02:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: ddty   2006-05-24 16:25:00
好好笑喔^^
作者: lanton   2006-05-24 16:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mywater0806 (馬兒 快跑 )   2006-05-24 17:20:00
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作者: pilipi (霹靂貓)   2006-05-24 18:52:00
◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤ꈠ
作者: julysecond (收集卡樂比包裝= =)   2006-05-24 19:05:00
笑死我了 有笑有推
作者: liraost (liroast)   2006-05-24 20:24:00
XDDDDD
作者: rhikvh (邪神)   2006-05-24 20:28:00
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作者: haggis (haggis)   2006-05-24 20:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sggs (請到consumer爬文)   2006-05-24 21:07:00
母女一樣笨…XD
作者: jungpo (希望~)   2006-05-24 22:54:00
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作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉強します)   2006-05-24 23:26:00
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作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉強します)   2006-05-24 23:29:00
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作者: mountaincow   2006-05-24 23:59:00
我快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: reliam (^^)   2006-05-25 00:15:00
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作者: coffeerice (一個人也要很好~)   2006-05-25 00:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MPLeo (重新愛上.海.貝殼)   2006-05-25 00:33:00
哈哈..這招讚..^^
作者: sk8678   2006-05-25 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好搞笑喔
作者: hadesyen (東風)   2006-05-25 01:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~99耶
作者: nous (過去不該回頭。)   2006-05-25 01:48:00
噢!
作者: alphard (阿阿)   2006-05-25 01:49:00
爆
作者: pailon (這是個虛幻的世界)   2006-05-25 07:58:00
借轉唷
作者: spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情塗鴉)   2006-05-25 10:36:00
我怎沒想到這招～XD
作者: zxcv4321   2006-05-25 12:34:00
果然是有其母必有其女...... 囧rz
作者: tulip12368 (La tulipe noire)   2006-05-25 22:51:00
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作者: Eric0605 (我還有點餓)   2006-05-25 23:52:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: truantry   2006-05-26 02:26:00
狂笑中 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: echo4301 (愛扣)   2006-05-26 23:45:00
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: beonka   2006-05-29 03:24:00
XDDD
作者: ruruya0327   2006-05-31 23:41:00
哈哈哈~~
作者: urasea (厭惡無意義之衝突)   2006-06-06 23:21:00
你媽為什麼那麼嗨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: frekfrek (繡球 六號美女)   2006-07-12 02:48:00
看到拉鍊頭拉掉我笑翻了
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡塵)   2006-08-08 08:52:00
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作者: SiriusLupin (日光)   2006-08-10 15:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ji3cl3a   2006-08-21 23:00:00
好好笑 XDDDDD
作者: vcsue (vcsue)   2006-08-28 14:02:00
蠻危險的XD
作者: k829173564 (蒼騁)   2006-09-08 23:51:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~ 原PO媽麥奇魂上身= =
作者: DLHP (魏姐)   2006-09-25 17:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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