小學時代學校附近都會有賣一些奇奇怪怪玩具的玩具店
有一陣子我們學校流行"吸血鬼的假牙"
(當時應該是1.2年級)
下課十分鐘就看大家在那裡咬來咬去
當時的我覺得他們很無聊，每天都在那邊自以為吸血鬼很老梗
結果有一天我陪同學去玩具店買吸血鬼的假牙
看到新產品"咬破就流血的膠囊"
我很好奇就買了一個，想說這下可以教訓那些演不像的同學了
想法是:
我帶吸血鬼的假牙，去咬我同學，然後我咬破膠囊，就有吸到血的feel了^_^
第二節下課(印象中比較常)就開始實行我們的計畫
我帶上假牙去咬同學，他很配合地"反抗，佯裝不敵，被咬。"
然後我就咬破膠囊...
(OS:好怪的味道，怎麼沒有血..？該不會是被騙了...!@#)
原來膠囊裡面是粉，碰到水就變成紅色很像血一般
當時的我發現後就幹了一件胎溝事，把口水沿著我的嘴角滴下來(看起來是血)
水啦!!同學都被唬了，我出名了!!(還有同學去找老師?!)
後來我覺得玩夠了，想說去水龍頭把口水洗掉
結果...膠囊裡面的粉太多，碰到水全部變成血
我就在洗手台旁邊瘋狂地洗(看起來像嚴重吐血)
趕來的導師看到這一幕馬上請同學去叫訓導主任來幫忙.....Orz
最後驚動全校，連我媽都趕來把我領回家...
感覺事情太嚴重的我跟同學，怕真相說出來會被橡皮筋彈死(當時記得是流行玩橡皮筋)
(阿魯巴我4年級才會..)
又怕老師知道會被打死(學校打人最強1.訓導主任2.xx主任3.班導)
就這樣我們兩個瞞到現在....
(我也有跟我媽講，我媽竟然笑了...我當時還差點跪下來拜託她不要跟別人講...囧rz)
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這跟前幾批自製靈異照片騙了老師和同學有異曲同工之妙
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來人～餵這位公子喝血～ 公子:我還有點餓..囧
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2006-06-02 22:55:00XD這個好笑XD想像那個畫面超好笑的
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2006-06-29 22:22:00增血鬼
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XD~~~~血荒~~~~